Purple shirt bro is pretending he's not seeing it.
Too bad he'll have a broken nose for draft night.
Video Workout Fail Supercut
This is why you should never exercise.
Breathing is an important part of any exercise.
BOOM! Look at you now all pumped up! Do five more for good measure. Okay, two more.
Now HURRY! Get down to the beach and get your shirt off before you stop being cut! Time's-a-wasting, tubby!
2. Breathe in suck in those abs and now hold it all day. From the minute you take off your shirt to show off the ripped chest and arms your pushups created until when you put your shirt back on and leave the beach, you'll have to hold your breath. Sorry. Oh. One side note: be careful if you pass out. Your arms are probably exhausted from the 12 pushups and will be too weak to help you break your fall.
3. Never sit down Even people who are in shape have little rolls of skin that billow out over the top of their shorts when they sit down. If you sit down, your roll of skin will be a flesh tidal wave, laying waste to the eyes of everyone near you.
We must bomb Romania now before they attack.
It would be better for humanity if he had been mortally wounded.
Nothing a segment about a black cat caught in a tree can't fix.
Picture A Very Helpful Personal Trainer
He always wants to work on her pecs.