Eli Manning Has the Worst Wax Statue of All-Time

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Is Eli Manning now a Hall of Fame quarterback?

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Eli Manning Has Owned the NFL for Five Decades!

That means he played back when that crappy Manning, Archie Manning, played. Continue Reading →

New York Giants QB Forrest Gump Remarkably Wins a Second Super Bowl

Forrest Gump, the naive, slow-witted, Southern simpleton and starting quarterback of the New York Giants, has accomplished another remarkable feat by winning his second Super Bowl. "He ... Continue Reading →

Coming This Summer, "CSI: Manning"

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Eli Manning Disappointed by the Quality of Prostitutes in Indianapolis

New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning says he is enjoying his time in Indianapolis in the lead up to Super Bowl XLVI, but has found the "quality of whores here to be quite lacking." Despite ... Continue Reading →

The Many Faces and Emotions of Eli Manning

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Eli-Peyton Noogie Tattoo

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Cocky Eli Manning Legally Changes His Name to "Elite Manning"

Following in the footsteps of Metta World Peace and Chad Ochocinco, Giants quarterback Eli Manning became the latest athlete to legally change his name, adopting the new moniker "Elite ... Continue Reading →

Eli Manning Caught Practicing Those Faces in a Mirror

New York Giants backup quarterback David Carr stumbled upon Eli Manning this morning in the team's locker room bathroom and was shocked by what he saw. "Eli was standing ... Continue Reading →
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15 Other Words You Can’t Spell Without "ELI"

It was determined that Eli Manning is an elite quarterback earlier this season when someone discovered that you can't spell ELITE without ELI. This is perfect logic. It also begs ... Continue Reading →

Is Eli Manning an elite quarterback?

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State Farm’s New "Discount Double-Check" Commercial

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