Capri pants: the lensless glasses of pants.
Grandma will be pissed to see what he did to her couch.
Or maybe Dwyane Wade videobombed the latest Bosh performance.
Odd, considering their state looks like a penis.
Blame it on LeBron.
Lisa Bonet thinks Wade looks cool.
He's just not cool enough to pull off transitions lenses.
Maybe one day you can get rich and famous and look like an idiot.
That guy doesn't know how many superstars the Sixers have, nor can he name any of their players.
Even the most wealthy NBA players are starting to get pinched by the lockout.