Picture Deshawn Stevenson: "How Does My Dirk Taste?"
I bet Dirk tastes bland, yet is very nutritious.
Picture Welcome to the Dirk Side
A German accent is much scarier than Darth Vader's voice.
Picture The '90s Were an Embarrassing Decade
Maybe they got drunk with Don Nelson before getting those hairdos.
Picture New Hampshire: "Dirk Nowitzki also sucks"
I'd laugh at their basketball opinions, but "Live Free Or Die" sounds kind of like a threat.
News New German AND1 Player Has Sick Fundamentals
"He can hit free throw after free throw after free throw," said AND1 president Sean Banks. "The soundness of his fundamentals will blow your damn mind!"
Himmelreich says he modeled his game after that of German NBA star Dirk Nowitzki. AND1 hopes to stay ahead of the trends by bringing some of that trademark Nowitzki style to the Live Tour.
"Step-back jumpers, textbook shooting form, weakside help defense, boxing out," said Banks. "IT'S GONNA BE ALL UP IN YOUR FACE!"
AND1 also plans to supplement its usual in-game, hip hop soundtrack with selections of traditional German folk music.
Video Mark Cuban Isn't Spending His Billions on Animation
Everyone knows the real Dirk Nowitzki would do a Hasselhoff cover.
Link Do You Smell What the Dirk is Cooking?
Mmm. Recipes by players who have personal chefs. Mmm.
