Welcome to the Dirk Side

A German accent is much scarier than Darth Vader’s voice. Continue Reading →

The ’90s Were an Embarrassing Decade

Maybe they got drunk with Don Nelson before getting those hairdos. Continue Reading →

New Hampshire: "Dirk Nowitzki also sucks"

I’d laugh at their basketball opinions, but "Live Free Or Die" sounds kind of like a threat. Continue Reading →

New German AND1 Player Has Sick Fundamentals

The AND1 Live Tour announced today that it is debuting a new player — Deidrich Himmelreich from Germany, who they say brings a new element to their roster of players. "He ... Continue Reading →

Dirk Nowitzki Tribute Video for the Ages

Suck it, Hasselhoff. Continue Reading →

Mark Cuban Isn’t Spending His Billions on Animation

Everyone knows the real Dirk Nowitzki would do a Hasselhoff cover. Continue Reading →

Do You Smell What the Dirk is Cooking?

http://www.mavgear.com/Dallas-Mavericks-Cook-Book.html?utm_source=exacttarget&utm_medium=email&utm_content=mavgear&utm_campaign=Cookbook Mmm. Recipes by players who have ... Continue Reading →

Dirk Nowitzki leaves the San Antonio Spurs mascot hanging on a sieg heil.

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