Dirk Nowitzki: Soccer Flopper

Mark Cuban does not approve. Unless he owns that soccer team. Then he's cool with it. Continue Reading →

Dirk Nowitzki Sings “Born in the USA”

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the most entertaining German ever. Continue Reading →

Dirk Nowitzki Sucks at Baseball

Edit: All Germans sucks at baseball. Continue Reading →

Lego Dirk Nowitzki

Lego Dirk looks more realistic than the guy on the right. Continue Reading →
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Dirk Nowitzki is No Randy Johnson

He throws a baseball pretty well for a German. Continue Reading →

Dirk Nowitzki Ass Tattoo

This may, in fact, be DeShawn Stevenson’s ass. Continue Reading →

Dirk Nowitzki: Not a Strong Singer

No wonder Hasselhoff sounds good to him. Continue Reading →

Like Dirk, If I Could Be Like Dirk

Be Like Dirk – watch more funny videos (Except for the fiancee part.) Continue Reading →

German Newspaper Says What Some Germans Are Unfortunately Thinking

Oh, no. Germans can’t have anything nice. Continue Reading →

Dirk Nowitzki’s Success Inspiring Many Young Players to be German

Dirk Nowitzki's first NBA title has shot him into the upper echelon of sports stars and that new-found popularity is already being seen at basketball courts across the United ... Continue Reading →

The NBA Finals in One Picture

Dirk is doing Nelson Muntz with a German accent. Continue Reading →

Deshawn Stevenson: "How Does My Dirk Taste?"

I bet Dirk tastes bland, yet is very nutritious. Continue Reading →

Loss of the Ring

Lebron is not aging well at all. Continue Reading →

Welcome to the Dirk Side

A German accent is much scarier than Darth Vader’s voice. Continue Reading →

The ’90s Were an Embarrassing Decade

Maybe they got drunk with Don Nelson before getting those hairdos. Continue Reading →

New Hampshire: "Dirk Nowitzki also sucks"

I’d laugh at their basketball opinions, but "Live Free Or Die" sounds kind of like a threat. Continue Reading →

New German AND1 Player Has Sick Fundamentals

The AND1 Live Tour announced today that it is debuting a new player — Deidrich Himmelreich from Germany, who they say brings a new element to their roster of players. "He ... Continue Reading →

Dirk Nowitzki Tribute Video for the Ages

Suck it, Hasselhoff. Continue Reading →