And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the most entertaining German ever.
Edit: All Germans sucks at baseball.
Picture Lego Dirk Nowitzki
Lego Dirk looks more realistic than the guy on the right.
He throws a baseball pretty well for a German.
Picture Dirk Nowitzki Ass Tattoo
This may, in fact, be DeShawn Stevenson's ass.
No wonder Hasselhoff sounds good to him.
(Except for the fiancee part.)
Oh, no. Germans can't have anything nice.
"Everybody wants to be Dirk now," said D'Maurice Taylor, a 16 year-old Harlem resident during a break in the action at New York's famed Rucker Park. "All anybody wants to do now is shoot fallaway jumpers and free throws," he added in a thick, German accent.
As David Hasselhoff music blared from the sidelines, play resumed. Nearby, a schnitzel and beer cart served locals who stopped by the courts to watch the action.
"Das kinder are playing very efficiently today," remarked one local barbershop owner.
The scene is similar in gyms and on courts everywhere. A high school coach in Indiana held a summer camp last weekend and said he couldn't get the campers away from the free throw line to practice their dunking. At the Venice Beach courts in Los Angeles, players were sporting the latest in lederhosen.
Picture The NBA Finals in One Picture
Dirk is doing Nelson Muntz with a German accent.