SportsPickle - Filed Under "Detroit Red Wings"

Henrik Zetterberg Hates Pierre McGuire

Thu, 30 May 2013 10:21:09 -0400

He lost the playoffs, but he won at life.

Red Wings Fan Jiggles Her Breasts to Pass the Time

Tue, 07 May 2013 11:49:04 -0400

It's as good as any other hobby.

Patrick Kane Kicks a Guy in the Crotch with His Skate

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 23:16:48 -0400

It's the most athletic way to get circumcised.

Michigan Hopes You Enjoyed Sidney Crosby's Career

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 11:22:09 -0400

Well, it would help the Red Wings win more Cups.

Magic Goalie Appears Out of Nowhere

Thu, 07 Jul 2011 13:37:34 -0400

His talents would probably be more useful as a goalie.

This Detroit House is a Big Red Wings Fan

Thu, 12 May 2011 13:38:05 -0400

Hey, it's Detroit. Property values can't go down much more.

Severed Head Re-enters Game to Score Key Goal in NHL Playoffs

Mon, 18 Apr 2011 06:31:57 -0400

Detroit Red Wings forward Johan Franzen had his head lopped off early in the team's Game 2 match-up against the Phoenix Coyotes. But after team physicians were not able to reattach the head in time for Franzen'...

Hockey Player Removes His Teammate Like Garbage

Wed, 23 Mar 2011 03:48:22 -0400

Kronwall was a few seconds away from putting Eaves out of his misery with a skate blade to the neck.

Jaroslav Halak Scores on Amazing One-Timer

Mon, 20 Dec 2010 18:32:45 -0500

Unfortunately he's a goalie.

A fight breaks out directly in front of the Bemused Businessmen Section at Joe Louis Arena.

Fri, 07 May 2010 01:17:08 -0400