Ozzie Guillen probably taught him to be like this.
He's still a strong pickup in leagues that award points for hate crimes and anti-Semitism.
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Either way he goes home happy. And sad.
"I don't have another job lined up. I don't know what I'm going to do, to tell you the truth," said Restovich, a married father of five. "But I obviously couldn't stay here where my expertise would not be used or appreciated."
The nutritionist's resignation comes less than 24 hours after the Tigers signed Prince Fielder, adding him to a portly roster that includes Miguel Cabrera, Jose Valverde and Gerald Laird.
"A nutritionist for the Tigers in 2012 is no different than being a Conestoga wagon salesman in 2012," said Restovich. "In fact, it's probably worse. The Tigers could actually use Conestoga wagons to haul all of their fat-ass players onto the field each inning."
One day Type 2 Diabetes will be renamed Prince Fielder Disease.
It's an opera for the masses.
Come on, Cleveland. She's way worse than Lebron.
He catches baseballs like they are grenades.
It's a real #@^*ing shame he passed away.