VIDEO: Daniel Alfredsson Picking His Teeth Up Off the Ice Like Loose Change

Hmm. Is this one even mine? Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Red Wings Fan Falls Down Like an Idiot

He slipped on ice or an octopus.  Continue Reading →

PICTURE: The Most Festive Hockey Goalie Pads You’ll Ever See

No one will want to hit those cute snowmen with a puck. Better to just shoot the puck into the goal. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Classy Red Wings Girl Gives Double Fingers to Phoenix Coyotes

Her boy pal doesn’t seem quite as fired up about early regular season hockey. Continue Reading →

Henrik Zetterberg Hates Pierre McGuire

He lost the playoffs, but he won at life. Continue Reading →

Red Wings Fan Jiggles Her Breasts to Pass the Time

It's as good as any other hobby. Continue Reading →

Patrick Kane Kicks a Guy in the Crotch with His Skate

It's the most athletic way to get circumcised. Continue Reading →

Michigan Hopes You Enjoyed Sidney Crosby’s Career

Well, it would help the Red Wings win more Cups. Continue Reading →

Magic Goalie Appears Out of Nowhere

His talents would probably be more useful as a goalie. Continue Reading →

This Detroit House is a Big Red Wings Fan

Hey, it’s Detroit. Property values can’t go down much more. Continue Reading →
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Severed Head Re-enters Game to Score Key Goal in NHL Playoffs

Detroit Red Wings forward Johan Franzen had his head lopped off early in the team's Game 2 match-up against the Phoenix Coyotes. But after team physicians were not able to reattach ... Continue Reading →

Hockey Player Removes His Teammate Like Garbage

Kronwall was a few seconds away from putting Eaves out of his misery with a skate blade to the neck. Continue Reading →

Jaroslav Halak Scores on Amazing One-Timer

Unfortunately he's a goalie. Continue Reading →

Red Wings star Henrik Zetterberg took an old-timey picture with all of his wedding guests. Following the wedding, he had lights-off, missionary-style,

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Red Wings Fan Disappointed By Jonathan Franzen Reading

Brian Russell, a 41-year-old Detroit Red Wings fan, was dismayed after attending a reading/signing by novelist JonathanFranzenat the KGB Bar on Sunday night. Heads turned as Russell ... Continue Reading →

A fight breaks out directly in front of the Bemused Businessmen Section at Joe Louis Arena.

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