He lost the playoffs, but he won at life.
It's as good as any other hobby.
It's the most athletic way to get circumcised.
Well, it would help the Red Wings win more Cups.
His talents would probably be more useful as a goalie.
Hey, it's Detroit. Property values can't go down much more.
Minutes later, a Henrik Zetterberg pass deflected off Franzen's still bleeding head and into the net for the game's deciding goal. Franzen's head also blocked a number of shots late in the game as the Coyotes furiously tried to even the score.
"That's just a hockey player giving everything he can for the team," said Red Wings head coach Mike Babcock. "The doctors said that they could probably put his head back on and save his life, but that procedure would have caused him to miss the rest of the game. We knew Johan wouldn't have wanted that. So we just rolled his head back out there."
The Red Wings briefly considered having Franzen's body return to the game instead of his head, but figured his body would take up too much space and be harder to move.
"Plus, we already have a torso of a minor leaguer that we called up last week getting some minutes," said Babcock. "We wanted to give the Coyotes a different look."
Kronwall was a few seconds away from putting Eaves out of his misery with a skate blade to the neck.
Unfortunately he's a goalie.