Picture Harbaugh-Schwartz Mad
Imagine if a team never emerged from being below the 50-feet of crap.
They probably also think the Pistons will be good, so take it with a grain of salt.
Boom goes the motherf-king dynamite!
Picture Alternate Ndamukong Suh Jersey
There's one U for every time he's been fined.
- Detroit Lions -- Nick Fairley and Ndamukong Suh give the Lions two young, strong players who can help carry Matthew Stafford off the field when he's injured
- Atlanta Falcons -- when you can trade two drafts away for a new No. 2 receiver, you do it!
- Cincinnati Bengals -- QB Andy Dalton and WR A.J. Green have the potential to develop into a less whiny version of Carson Palmer and Chad Ochocinco
- New York Jets -- they stuck to their organizational philosophy and acquired the most overrated players available
- New England Patriots -- Ryan Mallett gives the Patriots a young quarterback option for when Tom Brady inevitably retires to join the ballet
- Minnesota Vikings -- taking Christian Ponder at No. 12 overall seems like a reach, but not if you have no idea what you're doing
- Carolina Panthers -- Cam Newton will be motivated to be a great NFL player when all of his college records and awards are wiped out
Can't blame him. Lions players don't know how to act after winning.
He should get penalized for excessively lame celebration.
That was the 0-16 of Dougies.