Derek Jeter to Serve as Honorary DH for Game 7 of Royals-Giants World Series

MLB commissioner Bud Selig announced this morning that now-retired Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter will serve as the designated hitter for both the Royals and Giants in Game 7 of the ... Continue Reading →

Derek Jeter Thanks the Fans and Media for All the Years of Taking Sports Way Too Seriously

New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter expressed gratitude for all the support he has received over the years after his final game at Yankees Stadium on Thursday night.  Continue Reading →

10 Ways Derek Jeter is Very Similar to Jesus Christ

1. Jesus Christ was born in humble surroundings. Derek Jeter was born in New Jersey.  Continue Reading →

The 10 Greatest Derek Jeter Moments, Recreated by Your Imagination

#10 – First Major League Hit May 30, 1995 | vs. Seattle Mariners in the Kingdome Imagine Derek Jeter’s 9th Greatest Career Moment! —> Also see … Derek Jeter’s ... Continue Reading →

Orioles Turn Down Derek Jeter’s Request for the AL East Title as a Retirement Gift

The Baltimore Orioles clinched their first American League East crown since 1997 on Tuesday night, an accomplishment many are calling an egregious slap in the face to retiring Yankees ... Continue Reading →

Jesus Planning to Return for Derek Jeter’s Final Homestand

Jesus Christ, the son of God, member of the Holy Trinity, and Savior of the world, will reportedly make his triumphant return to Earth in order to see Derek Jeter’s final homestand ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Yankees Fan Portrays Derek Jeter as the Mona Lisa

It’s accurate because a painting hanging on a wall has as much range as Derek Jeter. (First-ballot Hall of Famer ZING!) Continue Reading →

All-Star Retirement Card for Derek Jeter

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PICTURE: Yeah Jeets Banner at Yankees Game

No doubt just one of his conquests showing appreciation for his career. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Scouting Report on Derek Jeter Slightly Complimentary

Too bad they ran out of space before they mentioned how he healed lepers.  Continue Reading →

Athlete Apps: LeBron, RGIII, Johnny Football and Derek Jeter

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VIDEO: Yankees Fans Struggling to Cope with Derek Jeter’s Retirement

5,000 hits is just 11 or so a game from here on out. We believe in you, Derek! Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Derek Jeter Repeatedly Denies Grabby Girl to Give Baseball to Little Kid

Doing things like this could cause Derek Jeter to become loved. Continue Reading →
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Astros Present Derek Jeter with Retirement Gift of Miss Texas

Derek Jeter’s farewell tour kicked off in full force in Houston last night as the Astros presented the retiring shortstop with cowboys boots, a Stetson hat, golf clubs and Miss ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Cleveland TV Sports Talk Guy Fed Up with Idiotic Fan Re: Derek Jeter to the Indians

You’re in the wrong business, guy. There’s an unlimited supply of idiotic sports fans. Continue Reading →

Derek Jeter’s 12 Most Disgusting Girlfriends

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New York Yankees Retirement Card for Derek Jeter

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Derek Jeter’s Retirement Tour to Give Baseball a Chance to Praise the Yankee Captain

Derek Jeter announced Wednesday that the 2014 season will be his last. The early notice gives the Yankees and MLB time to coordinate a retirement tour for the longtime shortstop that ... Continue Reading →