Picture Google Hates Tim Tebow
Google sounds like a pretty good talent evaluator.
Picture Tebowing Over Tebow
Even if the Lions win the Super Bowl, this is the highlight of their season.
Half Tebow, half Dolphins misery, all awesome.
The reason Tim Tebow wants to go to Heaven is because Hell plays this song on repeat.
Demaryius Thomas does what America only dreams of doing.
It's lighted by purity.
"Yep, from what I'm hearing, He is coming down for it," said Broncos media relations director, Jimmy Lester. "He would be watching it anyway, of course, but He wants to experience the atmosphere in the stadium firsthand."
The game will be held in Miami in Tebow's home state, and tickets were already hard to come by. Now prices have skyrocketed with word of Jesus Christ's planned attendance.
"I'm so pumped for this game!" said one Dolphins season ticket holder. "I want to tailgate and party with the J-man! Can you imagine how awesome he'd be at a tailgate? Making water into wine, growing your food exponentially the dude parties like a rock star!"
I think both sides can agree that Kyle Orton should be sent on a Trail of Tears.
Tim Tebow doesn't care for secular music.