Picture Tebow: The Back Tattoo
That tattoo looks bad, but it has great intangibles.
Picture Tim Tebow: The Blanket
For when you want to cover yourself with creepiness.
"Wow, there is literally not a person in the world I would want to have as my quarterback any less than Tim Tebow," said Broncos head coach John Fox. "Including children and the crippled. Every snap he takes makes me wretch. But the guy is a winner."
With Tebow at the helm, the Broncos have gone from having one of the worst records in the NFL to being on the verge of first place with their unorthodox offense looking more inept with every game. Tebow has completed only 45-percent of his passes in his five starts and only 11 total passes in the last two games, yet the Broncos have the 5th-longest winning streak in the league.
"Every night I dream about cutting him," says Broncos vice president John Elway. "Not having to watch him play quarterback for my team would fill me with joy I have never experienced. But he won't stop winning. I'm helpless. There's no way to end his reign of terror winning."
Picture Tebow Jesus Shirt
It's officially licensed by Heaven.
Really, NFL.com should be renamed Tebow.com.
He got 100 fantasy intangible points, however.
If he ever scored a touchdown he would burst into flames.