Item #1: Broncos TEBOW (15) Painted Key
Actual product description: "Are you a Tim Tebow fan? Add this key to your key chain and proclaim your support in everyday situationseven when all your other sports gear is in the wash!"
Should you buy one?: Yes! Look at that blue and orange marker craftsmanship! If you don't buy one, you'll crush the entrepreneurial spirit of the 4th grader who made this.
While discussing the Denver Broncos' replacement of Tim Tebow, Robertson stated that Denver treated Tebow "shabbily" and went on to say: "OK, so Peyton Manning was a tremendous MVP quarterback, but he's been injured. If that injury comes back, Denver will find itself without a quarterback. And in my opinion, it would serve them right."
The statement pulled the curtain back on the inner workings of God's involvement in sports and opened up Robertson and the creator of the universe to criticism.
"Let me be very clear anyone who tries to hurt NFL players is open to a severe punishment, including God," said commissioner Roger Goodell. "In fact, the punishment is greater for someone in authority, as I exhibited with Sean Payton. God would be in for a much greater suspension than one year."
At least not all of that $96 million is guaranteed, right?
See you in hell, all of my fellow citizens.
In fairness, she is the co-host of "The Arizona Fking Morning Show."
Tebow is appropriately muscled for a comic book. Peyton not so much.
Opinion Tim Tebow's "The Promise II"
It's the new airport craze.
"I feel like they're the best fit for me," said Sorgi, who played the bulk of his career with the Colts. "I really feel like the system they have there is in line with my skills. I am impressed by what I've seen of their clipboards and headsets. They're state of the art."
If Sorgi signs with the Broncos, it would be Denver's second quarterback acquisition this week, following the team's acquisition of Peyton Manning on Monday. But Broncos officials reportedly are not yet ready to commit to the former Wisconsin quarterback.
"Sorgi Sorgi Sorgi doesn't really ring a bell," said Broncos executive vice president John Elway. "Wait, is he that dorky looking guy who held a clipboard for Peyton all those years? I don't even think he was in football last year. Yeah, I don't see us signing him. Hell, I hate Tim Tebow and I'd rather have Tim over Sorgi."
Tebow's decapitated head will be the new Denver logo.