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Cooper Manning Tired of Being Disrespected: “Peyton and Eli don’t know shit about energy investment equity”

Cooper Manning, the older brother of NFL quarterbacks Peyton and Eli Manning, made headlines today when he sounded off on his siblings in an interview with the New Orleans Business ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Columbus Dispatch Reports John Elway Threw 7 TDs in 2013

An error in the Columbus (OH) Dispatch? Obviously Urban Meyer’s fault. Continue Reading →
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Peyton Manning Sets NFL Record for Most Passing TDs in a Game by Someone Who Somehow Has Fewer Super Bowls Than His Idiot Brother

Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning threw seven touchdowns in Denver’s season opening win Thursday night, setting an NFL record for most touchdown passes in a single game by someone ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: NBC Gets All Up in Denver Bronco Cheerleader’s Crotch

Football. Television. A fat guy in a backwards hat. And gratuitous objectification of women. It’s everything that makes MURICA great. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Wes Welker Has Tiny Alligators Eating His Legs in New Old Spice Ad

Interesting ads aside, does Old Spice still smell kind of disgusting? Okay. Just wondered. Continue Reading →
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Bill Belichick Apologizes to Wes Welker: “I would have been nicer if I knew he was such a sensitive pussy”

New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick said today he wants to “sincerely apologize” if he did anything during Wes Welker’s six years with the team that hurt ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Peyton and Eli Manning Rapping About Football on Your Phone

Eli is rapping directly to his mom when he talks about spilling “milk all over your blouse.” Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Denver Broncos Fans Are Using Training Camp to Get in Shape

If they keep it up, soon their bodies will look as hot as Peyton Manning’s. Continue Reading →
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Broncos Haze Rookies by Making Them Get Haircuts Like Peyton Manning’s

Denver Broncos rookies underwent a humiliating hazing ritual this morning at the team’s training camp, as they were held down and given embarrassing haircuts. The rookies had ... Continue Reading →
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Peyton Manning and Wes Welker Look Like Over-35 Rec League Flag Football Players

They’re just reliving their high school football glory days. Continue Reading →
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Peyton Manning Doesn’t Shop for Clothes At the Same Place the Other Broncos Do

Von Miller needs to get more clothes at Sears. Continue Reading →
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Peyton Manning Texts Tom Brady Pictures of Himself Throwing Short Passes to Wes Welker

Tom Brady's cellphone lit up early this morning with a series of text message notifications. By the time he removed his silk Prada sleep mask and checked his phone, he had 11 ... Continue Reading →
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Peyton Manning is a Totally Ripped Pro Athlete

Amazing with that physique that he always falls apart at the end of seasons. Continue Reading →