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Bill Belichick Apologizes to Wes Welker: “I would have been nicer if I knew he was such a sensitive pussy”

New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick said today he wants to “sincerely apologize” if he did anything during Wes Welker’s six years with the team that hurt ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Peyton and Eli Manning Rapping About Football on Your Phone

Eli is rapping directly to his mom when he talks about spilling “milk all over your blouse.” Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Denver Broncos Fans Are Using Training Camp to Get in Shape

If they keep it up, soon their bodies will look as hot as Peyton Manning’s. Continue Reading →
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Broncos Haze Rookies by Making Them Get Haircuts Like Peyton Manning’s

Denver Broncos rookies underwent a humiliating hazing ritual this morning at the team’s training camp, as they were held down and given embarrassing haircuts. The rookies had ... Continue Reading →

Peyton Manning and Wes Welker Look Like Over-35 Rec League Flag Football Players

They’re just reliving their high school football glory days. Continue Reading →

Peyton Manning Doesn’t Shop for Clothes At the Same Place the Other Broncos Do

Von Miller needs to get more clothes at Sears. Continue Reading →

Peyton Manning Texts Tom Brady Pictures of Himself Throwing Short Passes to Wes Welker

Tom Brady's cellphone lit up early this morning with a series of text message notifications. By the time he removed his silk Prada sleep mask and checked his phone, he had 11 ... Continue Reading →

Peyton Manning is a Totally Ripped Pro Athlete

Amazing with that physique that he always falls apart at the end of seasons. Continue Reading →

Angry Archie Manning Spanks Eli After Peyton’s Bad Game

Peyton Manning's latest playoff failure caused his father to take out some frustration on the rear-end of the youngest Manning boy, Eli, who was spanked nearly a dozen times after ... Continue Reading →

Joe Flacco: “Peyton Manning is probably pretty nervous to face me”

Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco said today that his team has a decided advantage in their divisional playoff game at Denver because Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning will ... Continue Reading →

Does a Denver Broncos Player Pee in the Woods?

Yes. Continue Reading →

Tennessee Sets Sights on Hiring Denver Broncos’ Head Coach Peyton Manning

Former Tennessee quarterback and current Denver Broncos head coach Peyton Manning is reportedly the favorite candidate to replace Derek Dooley as head coach of the Volunteers, according ... Continue Reading →

Indiana No Longer Loves Peyton Manning

The Broncos made the playoffs without Manning, while the Colts were 2-14 without Luck. Non-Indianans are dumb. Continue Reading →

Von Miller Performs the Greatest Safety Dance of All-Time

The dance is worth an extra two points. Continue Reading →

RIP Baseball

The deciding game of our nation’s pastime is no Saints-Broncos Week 8. Continue Reading →

Peyton Manning Caught Using Naughty Language on TV

Let's just hope Eli wasn't watching. Continue Reading →

Peyton Manning Makes One of the Worst Tackle Attempts Ever

So you don't need to be remotely athletic to play quarterback. Interesting. Continue Reading →

Peyton Manning Arc Reactor Forehead

With Tim Tebow as Captain America. Continue Reading →