VIDEO: Photographer Fight Over Peyton Manning-Tom Brady Shot

That guy ruined what would have been the only picture in history of Tom Brady and Peyton Manning. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Behold Tom Brady Attempting to “Tackle” Von Miller

Tom Brady: international male model.  Continue Reading →

Patriots Activate Microchip in Wes Welker’s Brain that Will Cause Him to Kill Peyton Manning with a Hammer

The New England Patriots are set to take on Peyton Manning in another primetime matchup Sunday night, but it’s very unlikely Manning will take the field with the Denver Broncos ... Continue Reading →

14 Things to Know About Brady-Manning XIV

I. Seriously? We’re doing Roman numerals for this thing now? Ugh. II. I mean, everyone realizes that of the past eight Super Bowls, these guys have won a combined total of one ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: America Has Seen Peyton Manning Play in the Postseason Before

As the saying goes: “Burn me once, shame on you. Burn me every year with awful interceptions in the playoffs, shame on me.” Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Evil Peyton Manning is Planning Something Terrible

This is the face he has when he plans world Papa John’s domination. Continue Reading →
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Jim Irsay Apologizes: “I need to remember that being a choker is a difficult reality for Peyton Manning to face”

Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay apologized today for statements he made in an interview with USA Today in which he seemed to blame Peyton Manning for the fact that the Colts won ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Denver’s Channel 9 Reports That The Jaguars Suck

  Apparently they didn’t pretend well enough to convince the Denver media.  Continue Reading →

The Jaguars’ Keys to the Game for Jaguars vs. Broncos

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VIDEO: Cooper Manning Making 3 Year-Old Peyton Manning Cry

Manning Face used to come with tears. Continue Reading →
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Shy Eli Manning Nervously Asks Peyton Manning for His Autograph After Game Against Broncos

New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning meekly waited outside the visitors’ locker room following his team’s loss to the Broncos on Sunday, hoping to get the autograph of ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Colorado Marijuana Strain Named for Peyton Manning

Well, that would definitely explain Manning Face. Continue Reading →
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Cooper Manning Tired of Being Disrespected: “Peyton and Eli don’t know shit about energy investment equity”

Cooper Manning, the older brother of NFL quarterbacks Peyton and Eli Manning, made headlines today when he sounded off on his siblings in an interview with the New Orleans Business ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Columbus Dispatch Reports John Elway Threw 7 TDs in 2013

An error in the Columbus (OH) Dispatch? Obviously Urban Meyer’s fault. Continue Reading →
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Peyton Manning Sets NFL Record for Most Passing TDs in a Game by Someone Who Somehow Has Fewer Super Bowls Than His Idiot Brother

Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning threw seven touchdowns in Denver’s season opening win Thursday night, setting an NFL record for most touchdown passes in a single game by someone ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: NBC Gets All Up in Denver Bronco Cheerleader’s Crotch

Football. Television. A fat guy in a backwards hat. And gratuitous objectification of women. It’s everything that makes MURICA great. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Wes Welker Has Tiny Alligators Eating His Legs in New Old Spice Ad

Interesting ads aside, does Old Spice still smell kind of disgusting? Okay. Just wondered. Continue Reading →
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Bill Belichick Apologizes to Wes Welker: “I would have been nicer if I knew he was such a sensitive pussy”

New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick said today he wants to “sincerely apologize” if he did anything during Wes Welker’s six years with the team that hurt ... Continue Reading →