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VIDEO: David Ortiz Takes a Line Drive to the Big Papi

Not being able to field a position really came back to hit him in the crotch there. Continue Reading →
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David Ortiz for President

His city is awesomely crude. Continue Reading →
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David Ortiz is Bad at Sliding

He can't field, throw, run or slide. HALL OF FAMER! Continue Reading →
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Ump Doesn’t Like Being Hit in the Face

He should throw himself out of the game for that kind of language. Continue Reading →

The Boston Red Sox call in the U.S. Airborne Rangers to take out David Ortiz.

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Fielders Standing Up Again As Part of David Ortiz Shift

Coming off a month in which David Ortiz showed signs of breaking out of a season-long slump, opposing fielders say they will no longer lay down on the field when the aging slugger is ... Continue Reading →

Dear Red Sox Nation …

Today I was informed by a reporter that I was on the 2003 list of MLB players to test positive for performance-enhancing substances. This happened right before our game, and the news ... Continue Reading →