Madden Cover Jinx Strikes Drew Brees in Form of Massive Oil Spill

For years, Saints quarterback Drew Brees believed the fabled “Madden cover jinx” was a fairy tale dreamed up by superstitious people drawing parallels between unrelated ... Continue Reading →

Rex Ryan Chosen as Site for 2014 Coronary

It’s been an exciting week for the New York metropolitan area. First, the New Meadowlands Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey was chosen as the site for the 2014 Super Bowl. ... Continue Reading →

BP to Attempt to Place Carlos Lee Over Oil Gusher

In its latest attempt to contain a catastrophic oil spill, the British Petroleum company has announced plans to lower Astros left fielder Carlos Lee over the gusher. BP hopes the size ... Continue Reading →

13 Ways to Shorten MLB Games

Everybody is complaining about the length of baseball games these days, from fat umpires to self-righteous journalists, to…well, that’s about it. Here a few ways to shorten ... Continue Reading →

Iron Man to Take On Mike Krzyzewski in Upcoming Sequel

With the new Iron Man movie,Iron Man 2, set to hit theatres next month, rumors are already circulating about possible storylines for the third installment, set to be released in 2012. ... Continue Reading →

New NFL OT Rule Stipulates Brett Favre Must Get the Ball Once

In a ruling that will change the way NFL games are played, the league has approved a new, modified sudden death proposal. The proposal, which will take effect for 2010 season, stipulates ... Continue Reading →

LaDainian Tomlinson to Sit First Two Months of Season with Jet Lag

One day after signing LaDainian Tomlinson to a two-year, $5 million contract, the Jets received some bad news from their new running back: Tomlinson, exhausted from jet lag after flying ... Continue Reading →

Teenage Snowboarder”s Mom Okay with Him Teasing Death

Fifteen-year-old Benny Calvert got his first snowboard at the age of 13 and has been riding ever since. Though he is barely a high school student and has no formal training, he spends ... Continue Reading →

The final grade on this year’s Super Bowl commercials

Another Super Bowl has come and gone, and with it, a bunch of ads. SportsPickle has taken the liberty of grading these ads. So if you Tivo’d the Super Bowl and want to know which ... Continue Reading →

Member of Peyton Manning’s Posse Opens Fire Inside Nightclub

TMZ is reporting that Colts quarterback Peyton Manning and several members of his entourage were arrested early this morning after one of them opened fire inside a Miami gentleman’s ... Continue Reading →

Bills Players Already Tuning Out Chan Gailey

It appears the honeymoon is over for Chan Gailey and the Buffalo Bills. Just days after Gailey’s hiring, players on the team are already tuning him out, with one veteran reporting ... Continue Reading →

Free Agents Claxton, Novak Hint at Playing Together in 2010

The blockbuster free agent summer of 2010 is almost upon us, and rumors are already flying about which NBA players are going where. The latest rumor that has fans buzzing has impending ... Continue Reading →

Bengals Unable to Find Someone Shitty Enough to Play Mark Sanchez in Practice

The Cincinnati Bengals are hard at work preparing for their upcoming playoff game against the New York Jets but are having trouble finding someone shitty enough to play QB Mark Sanchez ... Continue Reading →

Ruben Amaro, Jr. Ends Up in Seattle in Confusing Six-Team Deal

In one of the most complex trades in MLB history, Phillies general manager Ruben Amaro, Jr. has been dealt to the Seattle Mariners for Blue Jays pitcher Roy Halladay and a collection ... Continue Reading →

Alabama, Texas Players Concerned BCS Title Game May Interfere with School Work

The stage is set for the nation’s top-ranked teams to face-off in the BCS title game on January 7th. With a month of grueling practice, preparation, and media hype ahead of ... Continue Reading →

Modern-Day Rudy Would Prefer to Play for Florida

His name is Rudy Rutgower. He is 18-years old, 5-feet tall and he has a dream: to play college football. While he knows he’s too small to be a starter, the scrappy, never-say-die ... Continue Reading →

Pittsburgh-Born Neurologist Says Ben Roethlisberger Should Play

Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger will undergo tests this week to determine whether or not he should play this weekend after suffering a head injury in Sunday’s loss to ... Continue Reading →

Cavs Hoping Contract Year Will Inspire Lebron To Try Harder

The Cavaliers entered this season on a mission to finish what they started in 2009. In their quest for a title, they have one crucial factor working in their favor: Lebron James is ... Continue Reading →