Picture Welcome to the Dirk Side
A German accent is much scarier than Darth Vader's voice.
Video The Greatest NBA Analyst Ever
Now that I look, he's right about the Raptors logo.
Picture The '90s Were an Embarrassing Decade
Maybe they got drunk with Don Nelson before getting those hairdos.
Picture Mavericks Fan Has a Face for Basketball
David Stern will probably sue him for the fake signature.
Picture Great American PhotoBombs George Lopez
It's funny because George Lopez isn't funny.
Video Jason Kidd's Awful 1994 Rap Song
He's "kicking ass like Jim Kelly." Congratulations?
Picture New Hampshire: "Dirk Nowitzki also sucks"
I'd laugh at their basketball opinions, but "Live Free Or Die" sounds kind of like a threat.
