Picture German Newspaper Says What Some Germans Are Unfortunately Thinking
Oh, no. Germans can't have anything nice.
Picture Mark Cuban Breaks the Seal After Winning a Title
"Employees must wash trophies before returning to work."
News Dirk Nowitzki's Success Inspiring Many Young Players to be German
"Everybody wants to be Dirk now," said D'Maurice Taylor, a 16 year-old Harlem resident during a break in the action at New York's famed Rucker Park. "All anybody wants to do now is shoot fallaway jumpers and free throws," he added in a thick, German accent.
As David Hasselhoff music blared from the sidelines, play resumed. Nearby, a schnitzel and beer cart served locals who stopped by the courts to watch the action.
"Das kinder are playing very efficiently today," remarked one local barbershop owner.
The scene is similar in gyms and on courts everywhere. A high school coach in Indiana held a summer camp last weekend and said he couldn't get the campers away from the free throw line to practice their dunking. At the Venice Beach courts in Los Angeles, players were sporting the latest in lederhosen.
Picture Miami Loses! (Also: Dallas Wins!)
The Mavericks should lose if they want attention.
Picture The NBA Finals in One Picture
Dirk is doing Nelson Muntz with a German accent.
Picture Deshawn Stevenson: "How Does My Dirk Taste?"
I bet Dirk tastes bland, yet is very nutritious.
