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German Newspaper Says What Some Germans Are Unfortunately Thinking

Oh, no. Germans can’t have anything nice. Continue Reading →
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DeShawn Stevenson’s Latest Novelty T-Shirts

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Mark Cuban Breaks the Seal After Winning a Title

"Employees must wash trophies before returning to work." Continue Reading →
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Dirk Nowitzki’s Success Inspiring Many Young Players to be German

Dirk Nowitzki's first NBA title has shot him into the upper echelon of sports stars and that new-found popularity is already being seen at basketball courts across the United ... Continue Reading →
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Miami Loses! (Also: Dallas Wins!)

The Mavericks should lose if they want attention. Continue Reading →
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The NBA Finals in One Picture

Dirk is doing Nelson Muntz with a German accent. Continue Reading →
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Estimated Dallas Mavericks Victory Parade

It’s Texas. Needs more guns. Continue Reading →
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Deshawn Stevenson: "How Does My Dirk Taste?"

I bet Dirk tastes bland, yet is very nutritious. Continue Reading →
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Loss of the Ring

Lebron is not aging well at all. Continue Reading →
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Welcome to the Dirk Side

A German accent is much scarier than Darth Vader’s voice. Continue Reading →
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The Greatest NBA Analyst Ever

Now that I look, he's right about the Raptors logo. Continue Reading →
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The ’90s Were an Embarrassing Decade

Maybe they got drunk with Don Nelson before getting those hairdos. Continue Reading →
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Mavericks Fan Has a Face for Basketball

David Stern will probably sue him for the fake signature. Continue Reading →