Tiny people should probably stay out of LeBron's way.
He used to be known more for going up than for falling down.
Germans are known for their dancing ability.
"Your mom loves this, girls."
David Stern will now fine them until he says it's a great product.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the most entertaining German ever.
Picture Chris Kaman Has Nice Boots
He's officially a Dallas Maverick.
"I got this," said Cuban, hoisting up jumpers at the American Airlines Center. "You know, I lift weights with the team sometimes and hang out with players. We're friends and everything. I'm sure I could step right in and play some point guard. I'm 5-11 and you don't want to mess with me."
Cuban said he always dreamed of being a professional athlete, but got "sidetracked with business ventures and was never picked for any teams growing up, probably because everyone was jealous of how awesome I am. Right, Dirk? Tell 'em, buddy."
"Heh. Yeah, Mark," said Nowitzki, immediately turning around and leaving after seeing Cuban was there.
Edit: All Germans sucks at baseball.
Have to like Mark Cuban here?