Video Cowboys Fan Very Angry and Cursey
He must get angry a lot being a Cowboys fan.
Video Jerry Jones Has an Employee Clean His Glasses for Him
Next he will hand him his dentures.
Picture Dallas Cowboys Fan Takes Unfortunate Picture
She didn't do it. Those are Tony Romo's undies from December.
Picture Soviet Hammer and Sickle Appears on Football Telestrator
Hmmm … football isn't an individual sport, but a team sport. COMMUNIST!
Video Rapping Jerry Jones is the Death of Rap
What rhymes with "eliminated from playoff contention"?
Picture The Cowboys Deserve Nothing But Generic Text
Here's what I have to say about the Cowboys: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Picture Cowboys Fan Believes Haters Hate Him
We all hate their one playoff win in a generation. So much JEALOUSY.
Picture Boston Celtics Have Officially Been Eliminated from the Playoffs
It's amazing they even made the playoffs with Romo on their side.
Picture Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Cake
Putting a cherry pie on her crotch would have been too subtle.
News Dallas Cowboys Ask the NFL Not to Schedule Them Any Games in December
"I don't know if any team has asked for a bye month before, but the league works around team requests and stadium schedules all the time," said Jerry Jones. "So I hope the NFL respects our wishes and lets us wrap up our regular season by November 31st."
While slightly above average in September, October and November, the talented Cowboys historically collapse in December and plummet down the NFC East standings. The request to take December off is a transparent attempt to avoid yet another December swoon.
Although the Cowboys deny they are paralyzed by another season-ending string of losses.
"What? No. Not at all," said quarterback Tony Romo. "What would give you that impression? We're all very confident in December and aren't in any way consumed by impending feelings of doom during every waking moment. It's just that in December we have plans to … you know, well it's a busy time. Christmas shopping and stuff. Relatives visiting. The team holiday party. You know, it's just not a good month for us as far as carving out time to play football. I hope the NFL can respect that. But, no, we definitely don't fear December and I don't by any means have a psychiatrist who I talk to about that exact issue three times a week. No, sir."
