Everything is bigger in Texas. Including the collapsing.
He must get angry a lot being a Cowboys fan.
Next he will hand him his dentures.
She didn't do it. Those are Tony Romo's undies from December.
Hmmm football isn't an individual sport, but a team sport. COMMUNIST!
What rhymes with "eliminated from playoff contention"?
Here's what I have to say about the Cowboys: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
We all hate their one playoff win in a generation. So much JEALOUSY.
It's amazing they even made the playoffs with Romo on their side.
Picture Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Cake
Putting a cherry pie on her crotch would have been too subtle.