September 17, 2012

Video Cowboys Fan Very Angry and Cursey

He must get angry a lot being a Cowboys fan.

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Filed Under   NFL   Dallas Cowboys
September 06, 2012

Video Jerry Jones Has an Employee Clean His Glasses for Him

Next he will hand him his dentures.

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Filed Under   NFL   Dallas Cowboys   Jerry Jones
September 06, 2012

Picture Dallas Cowboys Fan Takes Unfortunate Picture

She didn't do it. Those are Tony Romo's undies from December.

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Filed Under   NFL   Dallas Cowboys
September 04, 2012

Picture Soviet Hammer and Sickle Appears on Football Telestrator

Hmmm … football isn't an individual sport, but a team sport. COMMUNIST!

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Filed Under   NFL   media   Dallas Cowboys   New York Giants
August 28, 2012

Video Rapping Jerry Jones is the Death of Rap

What rhymes with "eliminated from playoff contention"?

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Filed Under   NFL   Dallas Cowboys   Jerry Jones
August 16, 2012

Picture The Cowboys Deserve Nothing But Generic Text

Here's what I have to say about the Cowboys: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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Filed Under   NFL   media   Dallas Cowboys   Jason Witten
August 14, 2012

Picture Cowboys Fan Believes Haters Hate Him

We all hate their one playoff win in a generation. So much JEALOUSY.

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Filed Under   NFL   Dallas Cowboys
May 22, 2012

Picture Boston Celtics Have Officially Been Eliminated from the Playoffs

It's amazing they even made the playoffs with Romo on their side.

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Filed Under   NBA   NFL   Tony Romo   Dallas Cowboys   Boston Celtics
April 23, 2012

Picture Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Cake

Putting a cherry pie on her crotch would have been too subtle.

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Filed Under   NFL   Dallas Cowboys   cheerleading   cheerleaders
April 17, 2012

News Dallas Cowboys Ask the NFL Not to Schedule Them Any Games in December

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The Dallas Cowboys have asked the NFL to not schedule them any games for the entire month of December, team sources confirmed today.

"I don't know if any team has asked for a bye month before, but the league works around team requests and stadium schedules all the time," said Jerry Jones. "So I hope the NFL respects our wishes and lets us wrap up our regular season by November 31st."

While slightly above average in September, October and November, the talented Cowboys historically collapse in December and plummet down the NFC East standings. The request to take December off is a transparent attempt to avoid yet another December swoon.

Although the Cowboys deny they are paralyzed by another season-ending string of losses.

"What? No. Not at all," said quarterback Tony Romo. "What would give you that impression? We're all very confident in December and aren't in any way consumed by impending feelings of doom during every waking moment. It's just that in December we have plans to … you know, well it's a busy time. Christmas shopping and stuff. Relatives visiting. The team holiday party. You know, it's just not a good month for us as far as carving out time to play football. I hope the NFL can respect that. But, no, we definitely don't fear December and I don't by any means have a psychiatrist who I talk to about that exact issue three times a week. No, sir."

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