Rob Ryan’s Cowboy Defense Was the Worst Ever

That sucky Tony Romo couldn’t score 356 points per game. Continue Reading →

America Hates America’s Team

Hmm. It almost makes you think that they’re not … nah. Foolish thought. Continue Reading →

The Coolest Features of 8 NFL Stadiums

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Even Tony Romo’s Action Figure is Disappointing

Now you can have that dejectedly-standing-on-the-sidelines-in-defeat fun at home! Continue Reading →

The Most Cowboys Photo Ever

Hooray! We’re almost good! Continue Reading →

Amazing Photo of Tony Romo’s Spirit Leaving His Body

His soul was intercepted. Continue Reading →

Texas Rangers Urged to Not Choke Like Tony Romo

Everything is bigger in Texas. Including the collapsing. Continue Reading →

Cowboys Fan Very Angry and Cursey

He must get angry a lot being a Cowboys fan. Continue Reading →

Dallas Cowboys Fan Takes Unfortunate Picture

She didn’t do it. Those are Tony Romo’s undies from December. Continue Reading →

Jerry Jones Has an Employee Clean His Glasses for Him

Next he will hand him his dentures. Continue Reading →

Soviet Hammer and Sickle Appears on Football Telestrator

Hmmm … football isn’t an individual sport, but a team sport. COMMUNIST! Continue Reading →

Rapping Jerry Jones is the Death of Rap

What rhymes with "eliminated from playoff contention"? Continue Reading →

The Cowboys Deserve Nothing But Generic Text

Here’s what I have to say about the Cowboys: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Continue Reading →

Cowboys Fan Believes Haters Hate Him

We all hate their one playoff win in a generation. So much JEALOUSY. Continue Reading →

Boston Celtics Have Officially Been Eliminated from the Playoffs

It’s amazing they even made the playoffs with Romo on their side. Continue Reading →

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Cake

Putting a cherry pie on her crotch would have been too subtle. Continue Reading →
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Dallas Cowboys Ask the NFL Not to Schedule Them Any Games in December

The Dallas Cowboys have asked the NFL to not schedule them any games for the entire month of December, team sources confirmed today. "I don't know if any team has asked for ... Continue Reading →

Rob Ryan Reveals Roger Ryan, the Conjoined Twin Who Lives Under His Shirt

Dallas Cowboys defensive coordinator Rob Ryan revealed today that Rex Ryan is not his only brother and, in fact, he has a conjoined twin named Roger Ryan who is attached at his stomach. "Roger ... Continue Reading →