Johnny Manziel Signs 5-Year, $150 Million Deal with Dallas Cowboys Because He Can Do Whatever He Wants

The Dallas Cowboys made the first big splash of the 2013 NFL free agent signing season by inking Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel to a five-year, $150 million contract that ... Continue Reading →

Rob Ryan’s Cowboy Defense Was the Worst Ever

That sucky Tony Romo couldn’t score 356 points per game. Continue Reading →

Tony Romo: Indoor Soccer Player

Luckily interceptions aren’t a thing in soccer. Continue Reading →

America Hates America’s Team

Hmm. It almost makes you think that they’re not … nah. Foolish thought. Continue Reading →

The Coolest Features of 8 NFL Stadiums

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Even Tony Romo’s Action Figure is Disappointing

Now you can have that dejectedly-standing-on-the-sidelines-in-defeat fun at home! Continue Reading →

The Most Cowboys Photo Ever

Hooray! We’re almost good! Continue Reading →

Amazing Photo of Tony Romo’s Spirit Leaving His Body

His soul was intercepted. Continue Reading →

Texas Rangers Urged to Not Choke Like Tony Romo

Everything is bigger in Texas. Including the collapsing. Continue Reading →

Cowboys Fan Very Angry and Cursey

He must get angry a lot being a Cowboys fan. Continue Reading →

Dallas Cowboys Fan Takes Unfortunate Picture

She didn’t do it. Those are Tony Romo’s undies from December. Continue Reading →

Jerry Jones Has an Employee Clean His Glasses for Him

Next he will hand him his dentures. Continue Reading →

Soviet Hammer and Sickle Appears on Football Telestrator

Hmmm … football isn’t an individual sport, but a team sport. COMMUNIST! Continue Reading →