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NASCAR in Talks with Dale, Jr. and Danica Patrick to Conceive a Super-Marketable Baby

NASCAR officials are reportedly close to a deal with Dale Earnhardt, Jr. and Danica Patrick in which the circuit’s two most popular names will engage in intercourse in order to ... Continue Reading →
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Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Signs with Jay-Z’s Roc Nation Sports Agency

Dale Earnhardt, Jr. became the latest big name in sports to sign on with Jay-Z's Roc Nation Sports Agency and the first from the world of NASCAR. "I feel like my brand is ... Continue Reading →

What does Dale Earnhardt, Jr.’s first win since 2008 mean to you?

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The Most Pickup Truck Ever

Can’t make out all of the license plate. Which Southern state is it from. Continue Reading →

Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Finishes Last After Misplacing His Keys

Dale Earnhardt, Jr.'s struggles continued yesterday when he couldn't find the keys to his NASCAR, which prompted a late start in the Brickyard 400 and a last-place finish. "Ah, ... Continue Reading →

Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Not Dead

Dale Earnhardt, Jr., still the most popular driver in NASCAR more than a year after his death, is actually not dead, according to reports. "No, I am not dead," said Earnhardt, ... Continue Reading →