Picture Cycling Celebrations: the Porn of Sports
It's not degrading if she's paid to have them blow it all over her, right?
News Cancer Researchers Agree to Forget All of the Knowledge Gained from LIVESTRONG Funding
"Fifteen years, hundreds of millions of dollars, breakthroughs in treatment and diagnosis — wiped off the map," said Walter Burroughs, PhD, a cancer researcher at Johns Hopkins. "I will not allow someone who likely blood doped to compete in bicycle racing impact the lives of millions around the world. It wouldn't be right."
Burroughs' thoughts were unanimous across the research community. At Cornell's Weill Medical College in New York City, a team of researchers working on grants provided by Armstrong's foundation were thought to be within two years of curing leukemia. Today their lab is empty. Broken equipment litters the floor. Blood and tissue samples sit out rotting and covered with flies.
"Countless people are going to die because Lance Armstrong wanted to win the Tour de France," said Weill Medical College spokesman Charlotte Reiss. "The selfishness of that man is staggering."
Picture See if You Can Spot the Fails in Lance Armstrong's USADA Statement
1) His name is spelled wrong; 2) That opening sentence couldn't be worse for someone whose job is to motivate cancer sufferers.
Video Quitter Lance Armstrong Has Forever Ruined the Movie "Dodgeball"
He's an inspiration to quitters everywhere.
Picture All That's Left of Barry Bonds is His Giant Head
He seems to have forgotten that PEDs are an important part of cycling, too.
Video Very Excitable Cycling Play-by-Play Guy
I guess someone has to be excited by cycling.
