Famous Sports Figures Tell You Their Favorite Halloween Candy

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Would you take steroids if you were an athlete?

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Lance Armstrong’s Mom Buys Him a Skateboard

Lance Armstrong is no longer allowed to ride his bike, but his spirits were brightened today when his mom gave him a brand new skateboard after she got home from work. "Lance ... Continue Reading →

Nike’s Most Hilarious-in-Retrospect Lance Armstrong Commercial

Maybe "what are you?" was confusing. How about: "What drugs are you taking?" Continue Reading →

New Alternate Titles for Lance Armstrong’s Autobiography

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Old Lance Armstrong Ad Now More Like a Comedy Sketch

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September’s Funniest Sports Photos

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Cycling Celebrations: the Porn of Sports

It’s not degrading if she’s paid to have them blow it all over her, right? Continue Reading →

Cancer Researchers Agree to Forget All of the Knowledge Gained from LIVESTRONG Funding

The scientific community reacted strongly to Lance Armstrong today, declaring that it will forget all of the knowledge and data they have gathered over the past 15 years through research ... Continue Reading →

See if You Can Spot the Fails in Lance Armstrong’s USADA Statement

1) His name is spelled wrong; 2) That opening sentence couldn’t be worse for someone whose job is to motivate cancer sufferers. Continue Reading →

Quitter Lance Armstrong Has Forever Ruined the Movie “Dodgeball”

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German Cycling Quads

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All That’s Left of Barry Bonds is His Giant Head

He seems to have forgotten that PEDs are an important part of cycling, too. Continue Reading →

Joey’s Spectacular Bicycle Crash

I'm just glad Joey is OK. Continue Reading →

If Athlete Charities Had More Selfish Goals

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Very Excitable Cycling Play-by-Play Guy

I guess someone has to be excited by cycling. Continue Reading →

July’s 15 Funniest Sports Photos

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Alberto Contador Lands a Straight Jab at the Tour de France

He's the best boxer in cycling history. Continue Reading →