VIDEO: Kid’s Bicycle Jump Failure Gives Us Our Next Great Sports Broadcaster

“Oh oh oh, and that really did hurt” could be a great catchphrase. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Flesh Tone + Shadows = Bad Women’s Cycling Uniforms

I can totally see their naked shins. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Tour de France Stage Winner Denied Kiss by Podium Girl

She wisely wants nothing to do with a man whose testicles are probably shrunken from years of PED use. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: The Highlight of the Tour de France Featured a Mountain Bike

Bicyclists are flying now? PEDs are amazing things. Continue Reading →

Bear Beats Monkey in Bicycle Race by Eating It

At least the bear didn't blood dope. That would really taint cycling. Continue Reading →

When Riding Your Motorcycle, Don’t Crash Into a Bicycle Race

Take THAT, Lance Armstrong. Continue Reading →

Cycling Becomes Entertaining with Hilarious Crashes

What idiot put a road sign on road? Continue Reading →

Lance Armstrong Sings Radiohead (Sort Of)

Imagine how strong and virile Thom Yorke would be with some roids. Continue Reading →

If Athlete Ads Were Honest

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Lance Armstrong Sues Lance Armstrong for Saying Lance Armstrong Did Steroids

Former seven-time Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong today filed a slander lawsuit against cyclist Lance Armstrong for telling Oprah Winfrey in a televised interview that Lance ... Continue Reading →

The Biggest Cheater in Cycling History

Lance Armstrong never flew. Aliens are a performance enhancer. Continue Reading →

Will you watch Oprah Winfrey’s interview with Lance Armstrong?

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Comprehensive List of 1990s Sports Figures Not Tainted by Steroids or Scandal

Note: Refresh frequently as names will be dropped as new allegations and scandals emerge. 1. Michael Jordan* 2. Pete Sampras 3. Kerri Strug 4. Jeff Gordon's car 5. Aaron Sele 6. ... Continue Reading →

Lance Armstrong Saga Takes a Wild Rug-Based Turn

You go hardwood or it’s cheating. Continue Reading →

Too Many Lance Armstrong Puns

Steroids is a victimless crime? Lies! What about us for being subjected to stuff like this? Continue Reading →
Lance Armstrong takes part in a special session regarding cancer in the developing world during the Clinton Global Initiative in New York

All of Lance Armstrong’s Little League Baseball Home Runs to be Asterisked

Former cycling star Lance Armstrong has reportedly admitted to Oprah Winfrey in an interview that he used performance enhancing drugs. The impact of that admission is already being ... Continue Reading →

Report: Lance Armstrong to Say He Has Cancer, the Flu and AIDS in Hopes of Getting Sympathy

Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong is reportedly considering telling Oprah Winfrey that he has "a whole ton of cancer" in addition to the flu and AIDS in his upcoming interview ... Continue Reading →

Video of Lance Armstrong Returning All of His Tour de France Jerseys

If only there was someone who hadn't cheated to give them to. Continue Reading →