VIDEO: Rockies Announcers Are Sick of the Rockies Being Terrible

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The 24 Greatest Todds in Sports History

24. Todd Bodine – NASCAR (1992-present) Todd-ism: Likes cars. 23. Todd MacCulloch – NBA (1999-2003) Todd-ism: Enjoys pinball. 22. Todd Hamilton – PGA Tour (2004-present) Todd-ism: ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Rockies Fan Created a Todd Helton Centaur Painting

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PICTURE: Colorado Rockies Fever Causes Fan to Get Very Sleepy

She always purchases four bleacher seat tickets when she’s really tired. Continue Reading →

Troy Tulowitzki Congratulates Rafael Betancourt’s Crotch

The balls don't get congratulated enough in baseball. Continue Reading →

Troy Tulowitzki Mohawk

Who wouldn’t go to this extreme for an oft-injured shortstop? Continue Reading →

Todd Helton Mugshot

At least have the courtesy to wake him up before taking his picture. Continue Reading →

Extreme Temperatures at Coors Field

It would be even hotter if it wasn’t overcast. Continue Reading →

Neighbor on Jamie Moyer: "Getting a win at 49 is a pretty obvious sign of a midlife crisis"

While baseball celebrates 49 year-old Jamie Moyer becoming the oldest person in baseball history to record a win, those who live near the Rockies pitcher say it's an obvious sign ... Continue Reading →

Rockies Opening Day Highlighed by Strip Club Truck

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Colorado Rockies Photo Day

49 Things Jamie Moyer is Older Than …

1. Astroturf 2. the Internet 3. the cassette tape 4. acrylic paint 5. Aerosmith 6. the compact disk 7. Kevlar 8. Kenya 9. video games 10. the silicone breast implant Continue Reading →

Rockies Giving Jamie Moyer an Opportunity to Die Doing What He Loves

Veteran pitcher Jamie Moyer is in spring training with the Colorado Rockies after missing all of the 2011 season to undergo Tommy John surgery on his pitching elbow. Moyer has played ... Continue Reading →

How to Get One Hit on Two Hits

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Tarp Man Left for Dead in Denver

In Denver, he's that much closer to heaven. Continue Reading →

Todd Helton Is In Great Shape Like All Baseball Players

Some baseball players have "In Fact, Any Exercise At All Sucks" T-Shirts (via @TroyRenck) Continue Reading →

Colorado Rockies: 2010 Preview

SportsPickle is previewing each MLB team as the 2010 season opens. Today: Colorado Rockies (2009: 92-70, NL wildcard winner). Continue Reading →

Men in Colorado spray champagne to mark the first day of Rocktober, a regional celebration held every other autumn.

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The Colorado Rockies eagerly await the homecoming of Ryan Spillborghs, who had been away serving a tour on the basepaths for the past 15 seconds.

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