Video Ohio State Basketball Players Make Crap Baseball Players
Don't ever ask them to throw a floor-length pass.
Picture Cleveland Has Indians Fever or At Least is Home Sick
Hey, Cleveland can't support three terrible teams.
Video Indians Player Sings Adele Between Pitches
He injects steroids into his vocal chords.
Picture 1980s Ron Washington Considers the Popularity of Cocaine
That guy looks like he was straight-edge.
Picture Indians Fever Caught by Several Dozen People
The crowds were even better at the beginning of "Major League".
Video World's Most Annoying Girl Ruins Baseball Game
Come on, Cleveland. She's way worse than Lebron.
Video Cop Takes a Baseball to the Head at Indians Game
That's what it always feels like to watch Indians baseball.
Video Fausto Carmona: Another Non-Athletic Pitcher
Really, no professional athlete should be expected to run 90-feet, right?
News Indians Unsure Which Superstition is Responsible for Their Unlikely Start
“Before our first home game this season, I ate four chili dogs before the game, and the wins have been coming in ever since,” said catcher Carlos Santana. “My doctor says there is a pretty good chance that my heart will explode before the All-Star Break, but hey, anything to keep us winning.”
Few experts would have picked the Indians to be above .500 at this point, let alone commanding a four-game division lead. No one seems to be able to explain their winning ways with science or statistical research, so unsurprisingly they are invoking the supernatural as a means of clarification.
“Of course, everyone has their own special routines and lucky things that they do before each game,” explained manager Manny Acta as he cut another chicken’s throat with the precision of a trained surgeon.
