It's a long way from the glory days of playing for the Pittsburgh Pirates. So depressing.
"Who the hell are you?" Guy no one ever heard of
Picture Indians Fan Loves Dick
Dick is a lucky guy/thing.
Don't judge. They may be texting each other.
Don't ever ask them to throw a floor-length pass.
Hey, Cleveland can't support three terrible teams.
He injects steroids into his vocal chords.