Opinion Lebron-Friendly T-Shirts for His Return to Cleveland
The Cavaliers are banning fans from wearing anti-Lebron t-shirts for his return game to Cleveland.
So these t-shirts are the next best option.
Video Cleveland Responds to LeBron
Take it easy, Cleveland, you still have Drew Carey. What do you mean you traded him to the Knicks?
Video Ohio Political Candidate Copies Lebron Nike Ad
Wait. Why does he have a tattoo? Has he done time? He's not a viable candidate.
Link Lebron James Remained a Part of the Cleveland Cavaliers (Calendar)
Someone will be getting a termination letter writter in Comic Sans.
Picture Cavs owner Dan Gilbert has a sense of humor
Unfortunately, he also has a terrible basketball team.
News Lebron's first draft of his letter to Akron
Lebron James took out a full-page ad in the Akron Beacon-Journal to thank his hometown for its support over the years.
But a noted marketing and image wiz like Lebron James doesn't do just write things up on a whim. There is much thought and multiple drafts. Here is the first draft of the ad.
News Dan Gilbert Holds Press Conference In Lisping Falsetto
Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert held a press conference today to address the fallout from Lebron James departure, but spoke the entire time in a lisping, falsetto voice, undercutting many of the valid points he tried to make.
"It's time Lebron James grows up. He's a man now, not a teenager. And he needs to start acting like a man," Gilbert said to uproarious laughter. "I simply expected a measure of maturity from him and an understanding that this is a serious situation that impacts more people than just him," he added, many of his words completely drowned out by the laughter of those who had long since stopped listening to him in order to make jokes about his absurd and completely unnecessary voice.
"The people of Cweevelan demand WEESPECK!" Gilbert shrieked.
Gilbert then left the press conference to drive around Cleveland, house-to-house, to personally guarantee to Cavaliers fans that the organization would do everything it can to bring home a winner. But his oversized clown car had trouble navigating some of the city's narrower streets.
Aaah-OOOGA! Aaah-OOOGA! Gilbert sounded the car's horn as he entered each neighborhood. Outside of the many homes that refused to answer the door, he left a letter written in comic sans font.
"I decided to wite them all myself in colored markers on postee-board," the owner yelped. "It's the best way to deewiver an impowtant message!"
