Lebron’s first draft of his letter to Akron

Lebron James took out a full-page ad in the Akron Beacon-Journal to thank his hometown for its support over the years. But a noted marketing and image wiz like Lebron James doesn't ... Continue Reading →

Dan Gilbert Holds Press Conference In Lisping Falsetto

Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert held a press conference today to address the fallout from Lebron James departure, but spoke the entire time in a lisping, falsetto voice, undercutting ... Continue Reading →

Cleveland’s new billboard is incredibly depressing

Workers have removed the iconic "We Are All Witnesses" billboard of Lebron James in downtown Cleveland. What has been put up in its place is far more depressing than the empty ... Continue Reading →

Lebron James delights the crowd with his best jokes about the city of Cleveland.

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Lebron James responds to Dan Gilbert

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A large Lebron James mural in Cleveland is improved by some public art.

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Heat Turn Down Lebron: "You’re kind of a dick"

Lebron James announced his "Decision" Thursday night before a nationwide audience on ESPN. He intends to sign with the Miami Heat. But the Heat quickly issued a statement ... Continue Reading →

Cleveland Residents Scrambling to Get Televisions Before Lebron’s Big Announcement

Lebron James is scheduled to announce where he will sign as a free agent on Thursday night at 9:00 p.m. ET during a special ESPN broadcast. The televised event has prompted long lines ... Continue Reading →

Celtics, Magic, Cavs accept bids to join Western Conference

In the latest move in a wave of conference realignment, league sources are reporting that the NBA’s Boston Celtics, Cleveland Cavaliers, and Orlando Magic are poised to accept ... Continue Reading →
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Great Moments In Cleveland Sports History

If they want to shoot one about the 2010 NBA Playoffs, the chubby guy who plays Larry Nance could easily do Shaquille O'Neal. Continue Reading →

Lebron James To Be Broken Into Smaller Corporations

According to U.S. Department of Justice sources and those close to Lebron James camp, Lebron James will be broken up into several smaller corporations pursuant to the Sherman Antitrust ... Continue Reading →

Cleveland’s Desperate Billboard Campaign to Keep Lebron

Lebron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers were eliminated in the 2nd round of the playoffs. And while Mr. James' stock may be down a bit, by no means is Cleveland ready to see him ... Continue Reading →

Bidding War Set To Begin On Massive Failure Lebron James

There are only six weeks until the start of the NBA free agency, and teams around the league are already chomping at the bit to offer a contract to Lebron James, easily one of the biggest ... Continue Reading →

A future Boston sportswriter tries to get Lebron James’ attention.

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Mike Brown’s playbook

What is wrong with the Cleveland Cavaliers? Duh. That's an easy one. Their head coach is a moron. Here is an actual page from his playbook. Check out that spin move in the lane! (Note: ... Continue Reading →

Cavaliers head coach Mike Brown desperately tries to stem the flow of urine down his leg.

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Cleveland Cavaliers Named Least Valuable Teammates

“This is a long time coming,” said power forward Anderson Varejao, after it was announced on Tuesday that the Cleveland Cavaliers had been named Least Valuable Teammates ... Continue Reading →

Chicago Bulls scrub James Johnson eagerly jumps into the frame of a Lebron James dunk in hopes of getting featured on a poster.

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