Cleveland Browns/Ohio State Fan Dunks Head in Bucket of Urine for $449

It's one of the most exciting moments in Cleveland Browns football history. Continue Reading →

Cleveland’s Guard Needs to See a Proctologist Immediately

Other symptoms of Cleveland Browns includes: excessive losing and anal bleeding. Continue Reading →

New Cleveland Browns Owner Wondering What the Return Policy Is

by Ross Snow Sources confirmed today that Cleveland Browns owner, Jimmy Haslam III, has written a letter to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell requesting clarification on various team ... Continue Reading →

The Tickets Sales Approaches of 6 Awful NFL Teams

#1 – The Support Group Approach Be there. Together. Because if you're alone and watch this team, well … let's not even think about it. Their ticket number probably ... Continue Reading →

Brandon Weeden Gets Stuck Under American Flag

This is a metaphor for … the Browns being terrible? Continue Reading →

Desperate Cleveland Browns Trying Out “Gangnam Style” Offense

Following a preseason that saw their inept offense make few, if any, strides, Browns head coach Pat Shurmur said his team will try out a new "Gangnam Style" offense in their ... Continue Reading →

Cleveland Browns Sale Fact Sheet

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Brandon Weeden is So Old He Predates Modern Media

They also don’t know if he has great wheels, because he was born before wheels. Continue Reading →

God Bless America and God Bless Brandon Weeden

Old people do tend to be very patriotic. Continue Reading →

The Official Jersey of the Cleveland Browns

They were kind of good in the olden days, though, so there’s that. Continue Reading →

Cleveland Browns Fan Responds to Team About Season Tickets

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Hopelessly Depressing Cleveland Browns License Plate

"4THPLACE" was taken so he went with this one. Continue Reading →

Steelers vs. Browns Chess

If there’s one thing that Steelers and Browns fans like, it’s chess. Continue Reading →