PICTURE: A Depressed Trio of Browns Fans on the Way to the NFL Draft in New York

Their friend in the Weeden jersey already killed himself. Continue Reading →

Cleveland Browns’ QB Prospect Workout Schedule

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22 Better Titles for the Cleveland Browns “Draft Day” Movie

About Shit Apocalypse Now Been-Horrible Browns: Evaluation Learnings of Players for Make Benefit of Glorious City of Cleveland Continue Reading →

Cleveland Browns: The Board Game!

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New Browns Head Coach Mike Pettine: “I ask for privacy during this difficult time”

Buffalo Bills defensive coordinator Mike Pettine accepted the position of head coach of the Cleveland Browns on Thursday, according to numerous reports. A statement from the Pettine ... Continue Reading →

Browns Hire Adorable Stray Kitten as New Head Coach

The Cleveland Browns finally filled their vacant head coach position today, deciding on “Brownie,” a stray kitten that CEO Joe Banner found near the team’s Berea facility ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Browns’ Jimmy Haslam Asked if Three Stooges are Running the Team

Whoa. The Three Stooges never would have drafted Brandon Weeden. Show some respect. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Browns Fan Stages Pathetic Protest Outside Team Facility

He probably shouldn’t be thanking them. Oh. Sarcasm. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Cleveland Browns Elf on a Shelf Brings Sadness to Christmas

The Cleveland Browns will again get coal which, in human form, is more 28 year-old 1st Round draft picks. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Behold Jay Cutler’s Closing Speed!

Doooooooooon’t caaaaaaarrrrrre.  Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Fans of All Teams Can Appreciate Angry Browns Fan Christmas Carols

Great to sing when out caroling with an egg nog-swilling Bernie Kosar. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Even the Browns’ Official Twitter Account Is Tired of Brandon Weeden Sucking

  It’s nice they tagged him so he knows they think he sucks. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Brandon Weeden Throws Backhanded Interception

He can throw interceptions in ways that would blow your mind. Continue Reading →