Picture Nothing Says "Same Ole Postseason" like the Bengals and Texans
Perhaps it's familiar because every year is different? So deep.
Video Jerome Simpson: Decent Receiver, Great Flopper
He went to Coastal Carolina, but he got an honorary degree from Duke.
Picture Dead Guy Happy to be Free of the Bengals in the Afterlife
This is how Carson Palmer's obituary will read one day.
News Bengals Disappointed to Learn that Keeping Score Still Exists Under the New CBA
“There still are scoreboards and they will still be turned on and used during games,” said head coach Marvin Lewis. “It’s obviously not what any of us wanted. And the league also still plans to record wins and losses and publish the standings in newspapers. It’s a tough pill to swallow.”
Bengals’ player rep and offensive lineman Andre Whitworth received the brunt of the complaints from his teammates, who had specifically asked him to fight during negotiations for a game format that would be less embarrassing to the team.
“Fellas, I did what I could,” Whitworth told his teammates after the meeting. “But every time I would stand up to talk, someone would say: ‘Not now, guy. We need to focus on the needs of real NFL teams.’”
Picture Adam Jones's Mugshot
Looks like someone made it rain on his health care provider.
Picture The Crappiest Car America Ever Produced
The only thing worse would be if Detroit made a Detroit Lions car.
