Ahhh, it's claw is so adorable!
Checking in at 7 pounds, 9 ounces and 21 inches long, the baby boy WHY IS IT BLOWING FIRE OUT OF ITS NOSTRILS?! WHAT SHOULD WE DO?! CALL THE ARMY?! HELP US BEFORE IT KILLS US ALL!!!
The boy is the first child for the couple, who married last summer, and AAHH! IT BIT ME! THAT THING BIT ME! TRY TO SHOVE IT BACK INSIDE!!! WAIT, NO! DON'T TOUCH IT! IT MAY BE AN ALIEN DRAGON!
The new member of the Bosh family arrived at 3:00 a.m. this morning at University of Miami Hospital where IT'S FLYING AROUND THE ROOM! HIT IT! HIT IT WITH A BROOM! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S ON MY BACK! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!!
He just saw Lebron's hairline without the headband.
Picture Dance Party at Heat-Sixers Game
It's not surprising that Chris Bosh dances weird.
"I'm pumped and ready to go," said Bosh. "I guess the rest of the guys missed the flight, but I'm sure they'll be here soon enough. We've got some unfinished business after the way last year's Finals ended."
Bosh said he has kept a pretty low profile during the offseason and has focused on preparing for the 2011-2012 season.
"I circled one date on my calendar November 2nd, our opener at the Knicks," he said. "I didn't pay attention to anything else."
"Chris Bosh is a moron," said a Heat player who asked to remain anonymous, but is Lebron James. "The reason he doesn't know there is a lockout is A) because he is a moron. And B) because he doesn't hear from any other NBA players during the offseason because we all think he's weird and annoying."
Picture Chris Bosh's Alley Oop Signal
Of course, because it is Bosh's, it's weird.
West Virginia isn't sure about it. Same with evolution.
Picture Chris Bosh is Na'vi
Now I can understand wanting to destroy the Na'vi world.
It's only fitting that Bosh gets the worst spot.
Picture Sad Bosh
This could become a meme if only people weren't tired of making fun of Chris Bosh.