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Patrick Kane was announced today as one of three finalists for the Lady Byng. The young Blackhawks star said he is excited...]]> /embed/16152 BREAKING: The Blackhawks Had a Lot of Sex During the Regular Season Wed, 01 May 2013 12:05:17 -0400 /picture/16094 Perfect Chicago Blackhawks Wedding Tue, 23 Apr 2013 10:06:59 -0400 /embed/16040 Patrick Kane Kicks a Guy in the Crotch with His Skate Sun, 14 Apr 2013 23:16:48 -0400 /embed/15878 Mr. T Shoots the Puck at Chicago Blackhawks Game Wed, 27 Mar 2013 00:19:57 -0400 /article/15717 10 Reasons the Chicago Blackhawks SUCK Fri, 08 Mar 2013 11:49:02 -0500
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10. The Blackhawks barely beat anyone

Chicago's 21-0-3 record is all smoke and mirrors. They only have a plus-32 goal differential on the season. Their last 10 wins have come by just an average of 1.3 goals per game. Compare that to a quality team like the Boston Bruins. Boston's last six wins have been by an average of 2.0 goals per game. That's beating a team. The Blackhawks are just barely slipping by.

9. The Blackhawks benefit by getting all the calls

Chicago has spent 153 minutes and 9 seconds on the power play so far this season. That's more than 2.5 hours. You could watch all of "Lincoln" and three-plus minutes of previews in the amount of time Chicago has had a man-advantage this season. It's pretty easy to win when the refs are in your pocket.

8. The Blackhawks don't even have a No. 1 goalie

Ray Emery? Corey Crawford? Good luck with that. Not long ago, Emery couldn't even keep an NHL roster spot. The duo might appear to be doing okay for now, but a corpse can prevent a goal, too, if the shooter shoots it right into the body.

7. The Blackhawks don't have a single player in the Top 10 in the NHL in scoring

Oh, lookie there.

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