George W. Bush Should Waterboard A.J. Pierzynski

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White Sox Ad Possibly Advocating the Penetration of Mark Buehrle

Even Ozzie Guillen thinks this is a bit crude. Continue Reading →

Ozzie Guillen is Santa Claus

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Manny Ramirez Pretty Sure He Played for the White Sox Before

Outfielder Manny Ramirez says he is excited to be back with the White Sox. "I had some good years on this team," he said. "I think we even won a championship. Is [Carlos] ... Continue Reading →

Chicago White Sox: 2010 Preview

SportsPickle is previewing each MLB team in the lead up to Opening Day 2010. Today: Chicago White Sox (2009: 79-83, 3rd in AL Central) Continue Reading →

Frustrated Third Base Coach Changes Swing Sign To Middle Finger

As a disappointing season winds down that saw the team's total runs scored and batting average both drop significantly, White Sox third base coach Jeff Cox has taken it upon himself ... Continue Reading →

President Obama Appoints Tim Lincecum to New Cabinet-Level White Sox Rotation Post

At a hastily arranged press conference this afternoon at the White House, President Barack Obama announced San Francisco Giants ace Tim Lincecum will head up a brand new executive ... Continue Reading →

DROP: Jake Peavy, P, White Sox

DROP: Jake Peavy, P, White Sox — Peavy is one of the best in the game, but he hasn't pitched in almost two months and likely won't get back on the mound until late August. ... Continue Reading →

"No, Albert, my birth certificate is real. Yours though … I have my doubts."

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