May 16, 2012

Picture Little Boy is Disrespectful to His Elders and the Detroit Tigers

Ozzie Guillen probably taught him to be like this.

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Filed Under   MLB   Chicago White Sox   Detroit Tigers
May 10, 2012

Picture Extra Sign Space Needed to Express Dislike of A.J. Pierzynski

There's not a sign big enough to fit all of Pierzynski's unlikable qualities.

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Filed Under   MLB   Chicago White Sox   A.J. Pierzynski
March 12, 2012

Picture Chicago Fan Also a Fan of Pasty White Thighs

Jim Thome has put some weight on.

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Filed Under   NBA   MLB   Chicago White Sox   Chicago Bulls
October 19, 2011

Video Tony LaRussa's Appearance on a Cheesy, 1970s Game Show

We can all stop pretending he's a genius now.

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by DJ Gallo / September 27, 2011

News Adam Dunn Looking to Get His Season on the Right Track After .160 Start

Chicago White Sox slugger Adam Dunn said today that he is dedicated to turning his 2011 season around, which has so far gotten off to a rough start. Dunn, who signed a 4-year, $56 million deal with Chicago before the season, is hitting just .160 with a .294 OBP, 11 home runs and 174 strikeouts through the season’s first 160 games.

“I’ve always been a slow starter,” said Dunn. “Like, last year with the Nationals I hit only .225 in April. The only difference now is that it’s 65 points lower and it’s through April, May, June, July, August and the majority of September. But I feel my swing starting to come.”

Dunn has seen his plate appearances drop off in the second half of the season as his production stayed low, a fact he admits angered him.

“I’m just trying to shake those spring training cobwebs off and they pull the plug on me after 350 or so at-bats?” he said. “I mean, what’s the big rush?”

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Filed Under   MLB   Chicago White Sox   Adam Dunn
September 08, 2011

Picture White Sox Rookie Pitchers are Pretty Butterflies

Ozzie Guillen probably has several slurs to describe them.

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Filed Under   MLB   Chicago White Sox
by DJ Gallo / August 03, 2011

News White Sox Throw at Adam Dunn's Head During Batting Practice

The Chicago White Sox attempted to rid themselves of Adam Dunn by repeatedly throwing at his head during pregame batting practice last night.

Dunn is hitting .165 and is on pace to have the worst average by a player qualifying for the batting title since 1909. For that reason, the designated hitter saw five fastballs right at his head when he stepped in for some pregame swings.

Unfortunately for the White Sox, Dunn was not struck in the face by any of the pitches. So they pulled their coach who throws batting practice and brought in fireballing reliever Sergio Santos, who was given a 100-pitch limit to injure Dunn and knock him out for the season or — if lucky — end his career.

“We’ve been trying to build up Sergio’s arm strength for weeks to get ready for this day,” said White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen. “Is it good for a reliever to throw that many pitches? No. But if taking Adam out means we lose a reliever, too, I am okay with that. He’s killed our whole team, what’s one more player?”

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Filed Under   MLB   Chicago White Sox   Adam Dunn
June 20, 2011

Video Shane Victorino Takes a Throw to the Head

They may have to start recording hit batters for catchers now, too.

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June 13, 2011

Video Blonde Baseball Fans Are Also Dumb

It won't work anyway. She shoved film into the memory card slot.

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Filed Under   MLB   Chicago White Sox
June 10, 2011

Picture Here's What an Adrian Gonzalez Liner Does to Your Torso

Should have used your glove, guy. Should have used your glove.

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