It's like he thought there is a thing called the designated hitter or something.
Time to shut down baseball. It can get no better than this.
Perfect gaming the Astros is just mean.
"Boooooo! How dare you bring up the man we wanted to get rid of more than anything!"
Time to re-think sliding in headfirst.
Ozzie Guillen probably taught him to be like this.
There's not a sign big enough to fit all of Pierzynski's unlikable qualities.
Jim Thome has put some weight on.
We can all stop pretending he's a genius now.
"I've always been a slow starter," said Dunn. "Like, last year with the Nationals I hit only .225 in April. The only difference now is that it's 65 points lower and it's through April, May, June, July, August and the majority of September. But I feel my swing starting to come."
Dunn has seen his plate appearances drop off in the second half of the season as his production stayed low, a fact he admits angered him.
"I'm just trying to shake those spring training cobwebs off and they pull the plug on me after 350 or so at-bats?" he said. "I mean, what's the big rush?"