Video Baby-Holding Man Catches Foul Ball
I bet chicks want to sleep with him. They have in the past, at least.
Video Former Major League Doug Glanville Can't Throw a Baseball
This might be why he's not in the Hall of Fame.
Video Umpire Calls a Strike on His Two Balls
Alfonso Soriano ruined the Cubs and this man's ability to procreate.
Video Ryan Dempster Does a Good Harry Caray
Like most Cubs, his best talent is something other than baseball.
Picture This Prospect Better Make the Majors
I still regret the astronaut back tattoo I got when I was 5.
Picture The Cubs Fail at Everything
It will take them more than 100 years to fix that.
Picture Sammy Sosa Looking Pretty Fly for a Whitish Guy
The greatest Italian batter since Joe DiMaggio.
Video Tragic Home Run Results In Spilled Beer at Wrigley Field
Spilling beer at Wrigley is far worse than anything Bartman did.
Picture Go To Wrigley Field for the Beer, Stay for ... Derek Jeter?
A century-plus of failure has finally defeated their self-respect.
Picture Football at Wrigley Will Be Brain-Crushing Fun
It's almost like Wrigley Field wasn't designed for football. (via Sports By Brooks)
