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Chicago’s Friendliest Cubs Fan

Okay. Sure. Now, or? Continue Reading →
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Red Sox Turn Down Theo Epstein’s Trade Offer of All the Red Sox for All the Cubs

Theo Epstein was introduced as the new Chicago Cubs general manager on Tuesday and immediately went to work. Unfortunately, his first trade offer — one he admits "I had ... Continue Reading →
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Theo Epstein: "I had some great times in Boston, but it’s become a real shithole"

Boston Red Sox general manager Theo Epstein has announced he is leaving the team to take a similar position with the Chicago Cubs, a move he says was due entirely to the fact that ... Continue Reading →
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Chicago Cub Chris Carpenter Leads Cardinals to Playoffs

Someone at MLB.com has an evil/great sense of humor. Continue Reading →
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Steve Bartman Still Screwing His Way Through Grateful White Sox and Cardinals Fans

Cubs fan Steve Bartman has yet to grant a single interview since his fateful catch of a pop foul over Chicago outfielder Moises Alou played a role in the Cubs losing the 2003 NLCS. ... Continue Reading →
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Baby-Holding Man Catches Foul Ball

I bet chicks want to sleep with him. They have in the past, at least. Continue Reading →
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Former Major League Doug Glanville Can’t Throw a Baseball

This might be why he's not in the Hall of Fame. Continue Reading →
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Umpire Calls a Strike on His Two Balls

Alfonso Soriano ruined the Cubs and this man's ability to procreate. Continue Reading →
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Ryan Dempster Does a Good Harry Caray

Like most Cubs, his best talent is something other than baseball. Continue Reading →
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This Prospect Better Make the Majors

I still regret the astronaut back tattoo I got when I was 5. Continue Reading →
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The Cubs Fail at Everything

It will take them more than 100 years to fix that. Continue Reading →
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Sammy Sosa Looking Pretty Fly for a Whitish Guy

The greatest Italian batter since Joe DiMaggio. Continue Reading →
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Tragic Home Run Results In Spilled Beer at Wrigley Field

Spilling beer at Wrigley is far worse than anything Bartman did. Continue Reading →