Steve Bartman Still Screwing His Way Through Grateful White Sox and Cardinals Fans

Cubs fan Steve Bartman has yet to grant a single interview since his fateful catch of a pop foul over Chicago outfielder Moises Alou played a role in the Cubs losing the 2003 NLCS. ... Continue Reading →

Baby-Holding Man Catches Foul Ball

I bet chicks want to sleep with him. They have in the past, at least. Continue Reading →

Former Major League Doug Glanville Can’t Throw a Baseball

This might be why he's not in the Hall of Fame. Continue Reading →

Umpire Calls a Strike on His Two Balls

Alfonso Soriano ruined the Cubs and this man's ability to procreate. Continue Reading →

Ryan Dempster Does a Good Harry Caray

Like most Cubs, his best talent is something other than baseball. Continue Reading →

This Prospect Better Make the Majors

I still regret the astronaut back tattoo I got when I was 5. Continue Reading →

The Cubs Fail at Everything

It will take them more than 100 years to fix that. Continue Reading →

Sammy Sosa Looking Pretty Fly for a Whitish Guy

The greatest Italian batter since Joe DiMaggio. Continue Reading →

Tragic Home Run Results In Spilled Beer at Wrigley Field

Spilling beer at Wrigley is far worse than anything Bartman did. Continue Reading →

Go To Wrigley Field for the Beer, Stay for … Derek Jeter?

A century-plus of failure has finally defeated their self-respect. Continue Reading →

Football at Wrigley Will Be Brain-Crushing Fun

It’s almost like Wrigley Field wasn’t designed for football. (via Sports By Brooks) Continue Reading →

Only a Cubs player would get impaled while trying to score.

http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/09/cubs-tyler-colvin-catched-shard-of-broken-bat-with-his-chest But he did still score. Someone is making the Scrappy Hall of Fame. Continue Reading →

7 Other Surgeries Named After Athletes

Tommy John isn't the only athlete with a surgery named after him. Here are a few others. Continue Reading →