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Sleeping Guy Ready for Another Season of Exciting Pittsburgh Pirates Baseball

He has his alarm set for 81 wins. Continue Reading →
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Man Wastes $10 on Chicago Cubs Bet

He should do a parlay including every other MLB team dying in plane crashes. Continue Reading →
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Cubs Hurriedly Preparing Wrigley Field for Opening Day by Clogging Toilets, Increasing Rat Population

With Opening Day rapidly approaching, the Chicago Cubs are putting the finishing touches on historic Wrigley Field so it is prepared for its 99th season of baseball. "There are ... Continue Reading →
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Cubs Fan Simulates BJs Behind Home Plate

This was allowed back when BJ Surhoff used to catch. Continue Reading →
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Andrew McCutchen Gets Hit by Pitches in an Entertaining Manner

If you can't have fun with pain, you can't be a Pittsburgh Pirate. Continue Reading →
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Cubs Fan Gets Scalped During a Game

Finally someone more prone to disaster than the Cubs. Continue Reading →
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“MLB 12: The Show” Plays Cruel Prank

This is how TVs get broken. Continue Reading →
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Andre Dawson Remains Jheri Curled in State Farm Commercial

Definite Jheri Curl Hall of Famer. Continue Reading →
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Jay Cutler’s Singing Will Make Your Ears Die

Good thing he's mediocre at his day job. Continue Reading →
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Proof That Cubs Fans Start Drinking Early

They've never won since he's been alive. Not even a single game. Continue Reading →
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Scientific Poll Confirms That the Cubs Suck

History is not a science. Continue Reading →
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Dale Sveum’s High School Yearbook Photo

Yeah, this looks like someone who would one day coach the world’s losingest baseball franchise. Continue Reading →
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Chicago’s Friendliest Cubs Fan

Okay. Sure. Now, or? Continue Reading →