Picture Dale Sveum's High School Yearbook Photo
Yeah, this looks like someone who would one day coach the world's losingest baseball franchise.
News Red Sox Turn Down Theo Epstein's Trade Offer of All the Red Sox for All the Cubs
The deal, all of the Chicago Cubs players in return for all of the Boston Red Sox players, was not accepted by new Red Sox general manager Ben Cherington.
“I don’t want to panic anyone, but with this trade not happening, we’re going to suck for a long time, if not forever,” said Epstein. “My expertise is more in the area of running really talented teams. Without those Red Sox players, I’m kind of out of my element. My rebuilding effort was based on getting Jacoby Ellsbury, Adrian Gonzalez and all of their pitchers except John Lackey.”
News Theo Epstein: "I had some great times in Boston, but it's become a real shithole"
“Let’s be honest, there is not one single professional reason for me to leave the Red Sox for the Cubs,” the 38 year-old told reporters. “I mean, objectively speaking, the Red Sox are a better team with more money and a deeper farm system. I should be here. But this state is so fucking lame now it’s unbearable. Seriously, it as a cultural wasteland.”
The Brookline native and Yale graduate added that while it was not too long ago that he was proud to be from the Bay State, those feelings have eroded over the last few years.
Picture Chicago Cub Chris Carpenter Leads Cardinals to Playoffs
Someone at MLB.com has an evil/great sense of humor.
News Steve Bartman Still Screwing His Way Through Grateful White Sox and Cardinals Fans
“Hey, I’m sure he’ll eventually give an interview,” said Bartman’s cousin, Greg Bartman. “But not until the non-stop Cardinals and White Sox fan ass dries up. And it doesn’t seem to be any end in sight. The guy is having the time of his life.”
The bespectacled, nerdy-looking Bartman never had much success with girls before the 2003 NLCS, said his mother, Brenda Bartman, “but now there’s a new girl slinking out almost every morning from his room in the basement,” she said, “and they usually have a White Sox or Cardinals logo tramp stamp peeking out from above their pants. I’m very proud of him for turning a negative into a positive. He’s never been happier.”
Video Baby-Holding Man Catches Foul Ball
I bet chicks want to sleep with him. They have in the past, at least.
Video Former Major League Doug Glanville Can't Throw a Baseball
This might be why he's not in the Hall of Fame.
Video Umpire Calls a Strike on His Two Balls
Alfonso Soriano ruined the Cubs and this man's ability to procreate.



