Video Cubs Fan Dumps Beer on Her Husband
Her husband would deserve that if he played for the Cubs.
Poll Which last-place MLB team has the best chance to make the playoffs?
- Rays - it's easy for the talented Rays to turn it around and stay positive because there are no fans in the stands to boo or heckle them
- Marlins - they have an evil owner who knowingly fielded a team of nobodies ... it's basically the plot of "Major League"!
- Indians - they are the Cleveland Indians and they're in last place ... it's basically the plot of "Major League"!
- Astros - at some point all of those strikeouts will probably start falling in for hits
- Padres - they'll turn things around as soon as they move the Petco fences in to 200-feet when they're batting and back to 700-feet when the opponent is batting
- Cubs - they'll start winning once they get to play all those NL Central games against the Astros and then go on a tear from there. What? Ohmigod. Poor Cubs.
Video The Most Chicago Cubs Ending to a Game
Oooh! Oooh! Next game burst into flames!
Picture Sleeping Guy Ready for Another Season of Exciting Pittsburgh Pirates Baseball
He has his alarm set for 81 wins.
Picture Man Wastes $10 on Chicago Cubs Bet
He should do a parlay including every other MLB team dying in plane crashes.
News Cubs Hurriedly Preparing Wrigley Field for Opening Day by Clogging Toilets, Increasing Rat Population
"There are certain things fans expect when they come to Wrigley Field," said general manager Theo Epstein. "And the stench of urine and fecal matter is high on that list. Our stadium crew is working overtime to make sure Wrigley Field is sufficiently disgusting by April 8th."
Keeping Wrigley Field in a dilapidated state takes more effort than most fans might expect. The stadium needs to pass local, state and federal codes. It sits empty for six months out of the year — plenty of time for plumbing and pest issues to be resolved — and the Cubs are also flush with cash.
"It's really hard to block up a few hundred toilets that haven't been used in six months," said stadium manager Jeff Marciniak. "It takes weeks of over-filling them with bowel movements and dropping full rolls of toilet paper and beer bottles in them. And then we have to make sure everything is in place to sustain a large and healthy rat population. The way I look at it is this: You know how there are rock stars with messed up hair that looks like they just rolled out of bed? It takes hours to get hair like that. Wrigley Field is that rock star hair. A ton of hard work goes into the stadium being this shitty."
Video Cubs Fan Simulates BJs Behind Home Plate
This was allowed back when BJ Surhoff used to catch.
Video Andrew McCutchen Gets Hit by Pitches in an Entertaining Manner
If you can't have fun with pain, you can't be a Pittsburgh Pirate.
