Jonathan Toews KOs Kid at Hockey Camp

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Magic Goalie Appears Out of Nowhere

His talents would probably be more useful as a goalie. Continue Reading →

Canuck Not Polite to Patrick Kane

Looks like we found the one impolite Canadian. Continue Reading →

It’s Called a Head-in-Ass Check

This kind of check is not penalized, it’s just not very sanitary. (via @chris_alpers_15) Continue Reading →

Vince Vaughn Taunts Roberto Luongo

Luongo will taunt Vaughn if he is unlucky enough to see any of his recent movies. Continue Reading →

Joey, The Miniature Hockey Reporter Talks About The Ladies

He speaks better than most sports reporters. Continue Reading →

5 Year-Old Reports on the Blackhawks

He's already more mature than Patrick Kane. Continue Reading →

Girls Love Mangled Faces

It’s like an episode of Extreme Makeover. Continue Reading →

Chicago Blackhawks right wing Marian Hossa lifts the prestigious I’m No Longer A Punchline Trophy.

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Flyers defenseman Chris Pronger is taunted by Chicago Blackhawks fans, none of whom are writers for Second City.

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After a defeat in Game 4, the Chicago Blackhawk refuses to make eye contact with Stanley Cup curse Marian Hossa.

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A Chicago Blackhawks fan takes the name of her Dodge Spirit far too literally.

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Thanks to the refs missing blatant too many men on the ice and high-sticking penalties, the Blackhawks won Game 3 of the Western Conference Finals.

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