10 Reasons the Chicago Blackhawks SUCK

10. The Blackhawks barely beat anyone Chicago's 21-0-3 record is all smoke and mirrors. They only have a plus-32 goal differential on the season. Their last 10 wins have come ... Continue Reading →

Miami Heat or Chicago Blackhawks: Whose streak is more impressive?

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What are your thoughts on the Chicago Blackhawks’ 16-0-3 start to the season?

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Michael Jordan Continues to Take Bobcats’ Losses Hard

He knows more about hockey than running a basketball team. Continue Reading →

Arizona’s One Hockey Fan is a Moron

He doesn’t know any better. He probably just discovered hockey last week. Continue Reading →

America’s Worst Person is a Phoenix Coyotes Fan

Hockey has given her a great outlet to share the contents of her black, empty soul. Continue Reading →

NHL Releases the Final Batch of "Because It’s The Cup" Playoff Ads

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Tiny Hockey Player Fights Giant Hockey Player1

Spoiler: The giant guy wins. Continue Reading →

The Chicago Blackhawks Holiday Album

"Oh, Hossa Night" is a holiday classic in any language. Continue Reading →

Jonathan Toews KOs Kid at Hockey Camp

Stupid kid is probably a Red Wings fan. Continue Reading →

Magic Goalie Appears Out of Nowhere

His talents would probably be more useful as a goalie. Continue Reading →

Canuck Not Polite to Patrick Kane

Looks like we found the one impolite Canadian. Continue Reading →

It’s Called a Head-in-Ass Check

This kind of check is not penalized, it’s just not very sanitary. (via @chris_alpers_15) Continue Reading →

Vince Vaughn Taunts Roberto Luongo

Luongo will taunt Vaughn if he is unlucky enough to see any of his recent movies. Continue Reading →

Joey, The Miniature Hockey Reporter Talks About The Ladies

He speaks better than most sports reporters. Continue Reading →

5 Year-Old Reports on the Blackhawks

He's already more mature than Patrick Kane. Continue Reading →

Girls Love Mangled Faces

It’s like an episode of Extreme Makeover. Continue Reading →

Chicago Blackhawks right wing Marian Hossa lifts the prestigious I’m No Longer A Punchline Trophy.

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