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1. Dr. Steve

   Hi, Jay. How are you today?

2. Cutler

   Hi, Dr. Steve. I'm okay.

3. Dr. Steve

   Really? Lovie told me you hurt your knee.

4. Cutler

   Yeah, I guess so.

5. Dr. Steve

   You guess so? Lovie said you couldn't go out and play yesterday because of it.

6. Cutler

   Yeah.

7. Dr. Steve

   Well, which knee is it? I'll take a look and we'll see what we can do.

8. Cutler

   It's my left one. Or maybe my right one. I can't really remember.

9. Dr. Steve

   You can't remember? Well, it can't hurt that bad.

10. Cutler

    I don't know. I'm pretty tough.

11. Dr. Steve

    Jay?

12. Cutler

    Yes, Dr. Steve?

13. Dr. Steve

    Did you just make up this whole story so you could come here today and get a lollipop?

14. Cutler

    No.

15. Dr. Steve

    Jay?

16. Cutler

    Can I have a lollipop?

17. Dr. Steve

    Jay, we've talked about how lollipops are bad for you.

18. Cutler

    But I like lollipops.

19. Dr. Steve

    But your diabetes, Jay. You can't have them.

20. Cutler

    I know.

21. Dr. Steve

    And Jay?

22. Cutler

    Yeah, Dr. Steve?

23. Dr. Steve

    You're almost 28 years-old now. I like you. But it's probably time you stop coming to see me. I am a pediatrician. A kid's doctor. The mural on the wall behind you is of a teddy bear holding balloons.

Chicago Bears: "Hest Is The Best"

Sample lyric: Hest is the best, meets the test, you know the man is blessed.

Poetic license is fine, but there are limits. You can't change the name of the person your song is dedicated to just to make it fit your chorus. And Devin Hester's nickname is not "Hest." Notice that in 1985 there was no "Payt Is So Great" song.

What this song says about the team: This isn't a tribute song for a quarterback or a defense or a star receiver. No, it's a song about a kick returner. When your most tribute-worthy player is a kick returner, that's how you become a home underdog in a conference championship game.

Performance notes: If you are a performer lauding someone's speed and athletic ability, you should try not to be so obese that you have to slump against a stage when you sing.