PICTURE: Chicago’s ABC 7 Goes with Cutler/Suicide Zinger

I guess they couldn’t come up with a good diabetes zinger. (photo via @m_davis41) Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Some Irish People Watching an NFL Game

On Jay Cutler: “That is the saddest man I’ve ever seen playing a sport.” Nailed it! The Irish understand American football perfectly. Continue Reading →

Report: Marc Trestman Just a Dumb Guy with Smart Guy Glasses

According to several sources within the Chicago Bears franchise, head coach Marc Trestman is not a genius or mastermind as many initially suspected when he was first hired last year. ... Continue Reading →

Jay Cutler Takes Long Drag on Cigarette, Sighs, Steps Onto Practice Field

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler begrudgingly began another football season today when he took a long, slow drag on his cigarette and snuffed it out on the ground with his foot ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Eagles Fan Has Very Philadelphia Cutler/Romo Sign

As though Jay Cutler cares about fans taunting him. He’s got an offseason to plan. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Behold Jay Cutler’s Closing Speed!

Doooooooooon’t caaaaaaarrrrrre.  Continue Reading →

Jay Cutler Annoyed That Josh McCown Hasn’t Taken His Job: “Ugh. I’d rather just stand here.”

Chicago Bears backup quarterback Josh McCown has played remarkably well for injured starter Jay Cutler over the past month and half, throwing 13 touchdowns to just 1 interception and ... Continue Reading →

NESN Thought a SportsPickle Article Was Real

If it’s in the real news, that means Urlacher really retired with the Packers! OMG! Continue Reading →

Brian Urlacher Retires as a Green Bay Packer: “I just wanted to go out a winner”

Longtime Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher officially retired today as a member of the Green Bay Packers, signing a one-day contract with the team to “go out a winner.” “I ... Continue Reading →

Jay Cutler Smoking in His Birthday Costume

Oh, no. Cutler has become self-aware. He knows we’re laughing at him. What now? Continue Reading →

Application for the Chicago Bears Head Coach Position

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Bears Fans Insist Lovie Smith is Terrible

We’ll defer to them. They’ve watched him every year. Continue Reading →

World’s Most Accurate Jay Cutler Jersey

Smirk. Continue Reading →

J’Marcus Webb Named People’s “Sexiest Lineman Alive” for 2012

Chicago Bears left tackle J'Marcus Webb was named "Sexiest Lineman Alive" for 2012 by People magazine today. It is the first time the 6-foot-7, 335-pound 24 year-old ... Continue Reading →

Kristin Cavallari Cares About Jay Cutler’s Baby as Much as Jay Cutler Cares About Anything

That baby already smirks at a 5th grade level. Continue Reading →

Brandon Marshall Needs to Review His Twitter Pictures Before Posting

Mmmm. Delicious candy. Continue Reading →

Jay Cutler Mocks His Teammates for Wearing Pink Gloves and Shoes

Teammates say Bears quarterback Jay Cutler spent the majority of their Monday night victory over the Dallas Cowboys making fun of them for wearing pink gloves and shoes to recognize ... Continue Reading →

Little Packers Girl is Very Mean to Jay Cutler

He doesn’t cry. He throws tantrums. Big difference. Read a parenting book. Continue Reading →