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Poll Who do you think is the greatest basketball player of all-time?

• Lebron James -- I was born in 2003. I also believe that "Transformers 2" is the greatest movie of all-time.
• Larry Bird -- I am so white that I have to use prescription sunscreen.
• Kobe Bryant -- If not him, then Magic Johnson or some other Laker. Those are the two I've heard of. Wait ... is Lamar Gasol-Jabbar a guy?
• Michael Jordan -- Who am I to question the sports wisdom of actor Jason Segel in the 2011 summer comedy "Bad Teacher"?
• Wilt Chamberlain -- Just because big guys can't shoot, pass or dribble as well as everyone else doesn't mean we should leave them out of the discussion.
• Oscar Robertson -- I'm the annoying guy at parties who tries too hard to sound smart.
• Cheryl Miller -- I'm the even more annoying guy at parties who tries even harder to sound smart by making every debate like this "relative"